I have a tux. Got it for $20 at a thrift store, I've worn it at least once or twice a year for the last 5 years, although I'm quickly outgrowing it. How does one get invited to all these spiffy parties?

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Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth