Earlier I ate 2 chili dogs with cheese, onions and mayo. I felt a big fart coming on and then I ***** myself.

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DUDE! Time for laundry!

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Oy Vey!

How were the chili dogs?

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Oh buddy!

Welcome back.

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thought the same thing

Sounds like it has eclipsed the function of 'Laundry'....

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I thought that was a shart.

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Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits!

Good to see you back Clk ! The forum was missing your special touch !

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You should know better than to trust a chili dog fart.

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Well we generally do not discuss this. I imagine it happens to everyone at sometime though. It of course has happened to me as well. Hell of a thing if you are well away from home though.

Now if you did this on a plane for example the story could be really interesting. I can almost visualise you at one end of the passenger cabin and the bulk of the other passsengers at the other end.

I think the rule of thumb is if you feel the oncoming blast just might be lumpy get to a washroom. You will probably lose the gamble otherwise.

I was going to say thanks for sharing but this does not really apply. It is just part of the human condition.

I was criticised for emiiting a real obnoxious odor a few months ago by our 14 year old. I just told him if it was not you it was the dog. It had to be the dog as the odour was worse than humans emit. All I knew is it was not me.

He rotated around on his chair and took a whiff of the dogs hindquarters. I think his colouring changed as he gagged. It was really funny. Of course I could not leave well enough alone naturally. I asked if he believed me now?

I do feel he will never again check out a simular situation in that fashion though. That was the worse odour that dog ever produced so far by a country mile. God it was rank.

Adage for the elderly: Never pass a restroom & never trust a fart.

Mayo on a chili dog


You are truely a disgusting person.