Larry, you live in the boondocks, correct? Who the hell would bother to storm you? Stop looking for storm troopers under your bed. They're not there. Furthermore, if I was commander-in-chief of these imaginary government storm troopers intending to bring everyday Americans to their knees, I wouldn't bother storming the citizenry-at-large...I would simply launch a quick and coordinated campaign to damage the ability to produce energy and shove everybody back to the 16th century. You think that your hunting rifle will have the range to take out my bombers as they're dropping their payload on an electric plant? Wait until Americans realize that they don't have A/C, a manner to pump gasoline, and that their Netflix subscription isn't worth a damn.

Go surround yourself with your gun collection, Larry. It won't help you because you will have nothing to shoot at.