Heaven sounds a lot like Studio 54...

I think religion is made up to ensure good behavior. Either you behave or the invisible guy is going to get pissed. I think people need religion because they are weak and cannot do what they need to do on their own so they need a guy with a whip prodding at them. To make it more palatable, a "carrot" is offered.

There are those who can quit say booze, drugs or alcohol, whatever the vice is, etc, etc ON THEIR OWN. Others need a crutch to make it work. Problem with "I'm quitting (insert bad vice here) because of my (insert favorite person) is that someday, that person, for example might die and hence the reason for your continued good behavior is gone. What if we had something that endured past you? Well, now you have an everlasting "crutch" because you are took weak to do it on your own.

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Hookers and blow?
I'm in. Where do I sign?

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It was rhetorical question . I am not worried about hedging my bets.

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- With out god, life is everything.
- God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- You can pray for me, I'll think for you.
- When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

At the bottom of the divorce papers?

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You forgot to throw-in karma. That's another BS deal with even less evidence than organized religion. The karmal-corners are a 'hoot' anyway.

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I was hoping that wouldn't turn into this kind of thread. I just wanted to put my Faith in God to the test in front of everyone here. And when this auction is over, everyone here will see see how the Lord Jesus Christ Works in a Believers Life. I have many other blessings from the Lord to post.

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So you're becoming our peachparts missionary? Spreading the word/love of god?

Coming from the same man who used to call himself the Emperor of Beer and would post random musings about his dog farting?

Also, who can forget this classic?

Hey Clayton !!!!!!!!!! - YouTube

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That's correct. Some of the older members here have witnessed the transformation since the beginning. It's undeniable that the Lord Jesus Christ has changed my life. The proof is right here on the forum.

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Correct. There are so many made up superstitions, it is really hard to name them all.

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The flesh is weak, Tyler. Don't you believe in redemption? Robert has turned away from the sinful ways of posting reflections of one's buck nekid posterior in a CLK Mercedes' paint on camera. All Christians far short, as you saw in the fruity idea that your relative claimed God told him to drive your 500SL around the country. There's a lot of comedy and laughter on Earth, and Christians are part of the levity. Rejoice and give praise! Robert has embarked on the good trip to redemption, as all Christians are called to witness the saving and healing power of the Lord. Have a little faith!

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Why bother put it to any test? You already set the parameters of "Heads I win, tails you lose". Regardless of how it turns out you will somehow claim that you were blessed in a different way or this way. Regardless, one swallow does not a spring make. A happy man, maybe.

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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners, than die with the saints." ~Billy Joel

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Regardless of any event on Earth, we Christians are commanded to give thanks for all. In that whatever happens, we are not to despair. To despair is another no-no.

Jesus loves the CLK Man, as Jesus loves you. Whether that's just hooey or not is unprovable.

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Got to believe in the pile of doo before you can talk sinners and saints otherwise they are meaningless words.

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99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
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03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow