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I read in the morning paper that a man 43 years old (old enough to know better) was riding a motorcycle on the interstate without a helmet and texting at the same time.
Impossible you may say, but apparently there were witnesses. He did it successfully apparently for a short while before he ran off the road into the median and was fatally injured. The police are still investigating.
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I was driving on the Ohio Turnpike one time and I saw someone reading a book and driving. Not directions or anything like that but an actual couple hundred page book.
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It's a long, boring drive-what do you expect them to do?
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Kidding aside, I get a good laugh from the Darwin Awards.
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Drive?
I usually put on music or an audio book. lol.
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If you're finding a drive boring, you're probably not going fast enough.
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Only ways I see is one handed texting since you don't need to clutch and setting the bike on cruise control (screw knob in throttle) and use both hands. That's all I got. Anyone else know how? No, not enough muscles in his weiner to text the right button.
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That's it.
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Maybe your wiener. I've been working out! MV |
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Which way? One or two hands? I don't think anyone has weiner control that is good enough
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You asked if the article was about the incident I posted. I said it was.
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I was hoping you'd know how it was done
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After giving it some thought I suspect he may well have taken both hands off the handlebars to operate his phone. That could be trouble, right there.
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No trouble. Killed himself only so life is good, at least for everyone else except him
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