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Old 02-16-2018, 02:43 PM
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The Dog

Talking Dog For Sale

A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-type house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever
sitting there.



'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says,
'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'




The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the owner says.

'Ten dollars?

This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'


'Because he's a Bull ****ter. He's never been out of the yard!'

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Old 02-16-2018, 04:29 PM
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hah hah!
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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.
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Old 02-17-2018, 12:19 AM
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Good one!
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Old 02-17-2018, 07:08 AM
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Never meet a bad lab until this one ,good joke , ask any airport canine security if their lab is a bulls#itter ,then follow it with this joke. May get a laugh or if the officer has no sense of humor a private room search.

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