The silver lining here is that Social Security will be on a firmer footing after this. Between the virus targeting the old and weak and all the new taxpayers being conceived, the trust fund will be secure.

Whew, thank God!! and to think I was going to loose sleep over all of this.

Social security; the title always cracked me up. What's secure about it? NOBODY and I mean NOBODY seems aware that there is literally no written signed contract to pay you a dime.

At least with an annuity or a mutual fund, there is a contract in place.

Here's your contract.



https://www.ssa.gov/OP_Home/ssact/ssact.htm

A contract/agreement involves:


1. Co-authored by all parties involved.


2. All parties agree to the contract/agreement by affixing their signatures/autographs to the document.


I can't speak for you, but I know for da** sure I never took part in steps #1 or #2.

Well ;

I'm old and many elders give up on canoodling, I'm lucky in that my Sweet is still vivatious and sexy so we're not quitting any time soon .

Sadly husky man who's probably not had any canoodling in decades if ever, of course had to LIE YET AGAIN and make this into a hostile political thread BY LYING .

I'd hoped to inject some levity into a difficult time but not surprisingly one person had to spoil it for every one .

MODERATOR PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD .

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-Nate
1982 240D 408,XXX miles
Ignorance is the mother of suspicion and fear is the father

I did then what I knew how to do ~ now that I know better I do better

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This level of charm must be a real hit with the ladies, virus or no i bet they are lining up to sign husky's option to canoodle contract

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Notice he never mentions significant other nor children....

Figure it out .

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-Nate
1982 240D 408,XXX miles
Ignorance is the mother of suspicion and fear is the father

I did then what I knew how to do ~ now that I know better I do better

I'm having a hard time finding partners for conceiving new taxpayers at this time. I tried the line 'hey babe, want to shelter in place together' w/o luck.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Try appealing to their compassion.

I really love the wife, but she is sick, can you help me out? Post how it goes.

Far braver than I .

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-Nate
1982 240D 408,XXX miles
Ignorance is the mother of suspicion and fear is the father

I did then what I knew how to do ~ now that I know better I do better