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Old 03-21-2020, 03:25 PM
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Old 03-21-2020, 03:38 PM
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....Makes it sound like you've never had one .
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Old 03-21-2020, 04:28 PM
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Old 03-21-2020, 05:08 PM
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I do, hence my comment .
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Old 03-21-2020, 05:41 PM
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The silver lining here is that Social Security will be on a firmer footing after this. Between the virus targeting the old and weak and all the new taxpayers being conceived, the trust fund will be secure.
I'm having a hard time finding partners for conceiving new taxpayers at this time. I tried the line 'hey babe, want to shelter in place together' w/o luck.
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Old 03-21-2020, 05:43 PM
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I do, hence my comment .
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Old 03-21-2020, 05:47 PM
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I do, hence my comment .
clearly you do not.
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Old 03-21-2020, 06:02 PM
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Talking As They Say.....

...Those who have to brag are almost always lying .

Most figure that out by High School, some are behind the curve somewhat .

Hence, BEER GOGGLES .
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Old 03-21-2020, 07:08 PM
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Remember cartoonist Jules Feiffer? He's still alive but you rarely see his work anymore. One of his pieces years ago stood out for me. Two guys were talking, one is looking shaken and says to the other, "I got to quit hanging with my buddies."

The other says "why, what happened."

He says, "A few days ago, I got a call from a woman I'd never met, she says my cousin told her that since she had a business trip to my city to look me up, maybe I could help her out. So I go to the airport to pick her up. She is gorgeous and better yet classy and intelligent. We immediately hit it off, I take her into town, we go to dinner, then a movie, then back to my place and all of sudden we are making out like there's no tommow.

Soon we are making love like I can hardly believe. This went on for three day until she left and she wants me to fly out to visit."

The other guy says, "so what's the problem?"

He says, "The whole time I was thinking, wait til I tell the fellas."
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Old 03-21-2020, 09:18 PM
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Talking Humor

As usual, the best humor is fact based.....
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Old 03-23-2020, 07:26 PM
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I'm having a hard time finding partners for conceiving new taxpayers at this time. I tried the line 'hey babe, want to shelter in place together' w/o luck.

Try appealing to their compassion.

I really love the wife, but she is sick, can you help me out? Post how it goes.
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Old 03-23-2020, 09:08 PM
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Smile Wow You Guys ~

Far braver than I .

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