I like the giving him a computer idea, then he could do battle on the open forum political threads It will give Kirk someone to spar with.

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I guess Kirk is letting his true feelings for some of us show a little. A bit of a superiority complex maybe?

Yeah, I had one. I simply told them that if they wanted to attempt to match wits with me, they'll end up wishing that the dog pound woman that they just drove out of the 'hood, was back. Then I told 'em that they didn't have to like me, and I could care less if they did or not. However, if they left me alone, they'd barely even know that I existed. They chose to leave me alone. :p

As for those who feel that they need to take out their angers on anothers pets. Those *******s are simply cowards, without the cajones to stand up to someone with the ability to defend themselves. The sorry excuse for human flesh worth less than the value of a good pile of manure being spoken about in this thread is one that I could have all kinds of fun with. Unfortunately though, much of it would be pushing the limits of every law in the books.

If he were to let his animals deficate on my yard, I'd simply return to him, placed strategically in the proper spot on his front porch, that product of which I just KNEW he "honestly" meant to pick up after his mutt.

Put a screw in my tire? I'd remove the little valves in the valve stems, letting all the air out of his tires. Then I'd cut the needle off the top, and kindly return those valves to where I initially found them. If and when he came to me to throw another tantrum, I'd have to wonder out loud, if the same person that messed up his tires, was the same one that put a screw in mine. I would have a recorder hidden in case the imbicile was to "accidentally" admit to his own act of vandalism.

Oh, and that "pretty" little shed would have been outta there a long time ago.

One of our neighbors has a big dog that they just let run everywhere and do what it pleases. We got tired of huge piles of dog crap and little dead animals in our yard. So my dad got shovel and started flinging all of their dog's crap, dead animals, back into their own yard. Some hit their deck, ohh well. They got the message.

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Its amazing how much that those who start throwing zingers complain when they come back.

You can also invite him and his wife over for a beer, and talk about it. Maybe it's all a misunderstanding, or just unfortunate timing. Maybe they're really great people. You can involve the PD later anyway. Once you escalate, there's no way back.

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For a person like this, just having to get up in the morning is reason
enough to be a A-hole.
You can't reason with a person like him.
He hates everyone and everything, including himself.
He probably has a miserable life, but that is too bad
and not anyone's fault but his own(or his wife's).

Louis.

Actually, I was over in my own little virtual yard here, MMOB, shovelling my own dog $hit, when my nasty old virtual neighbor Medmech decided to throw his poop over the fence into my yard. I was just shoveling it back.

I haven't noted any shortages in that area.

Yeah I guess we are still feeding you sparing companions.

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Now go away or I shall insult you a second time!

If you can get a restraining order against him he will have to give up his guns, people with restraining orders against them can't own guns.

The way the laws are a person will get in more trouble killing an animal than killing a person.

Not here either

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You guys gave some great replies.

My favorite is to get a beater and park it in front of his home.

The problem is that I will only be here temporary until I figure out where I want to buy a home. In that time I was to help my MIL with all the unfinished projects around the house.

When I lived in Tampa before (4 yrs back) and used to visit here, I'd get pissed and take his dog poo and throw it on his steps. Like I said, he always bullied my MIL because she is a marshmellow with legs. She'd always try to keep things calm (give in) with him.

Since I stood up to him he hasn't said or done anything. In fact every single time I have been out he turns his head and goes to his garage (hiding it seems).

If it were my home I'd get the restraining order and make a report with the police. But in the end the MIL is too timid for this. I tell her, but she won't listen and she is a totally different person than I am.

The neighbor across the street told me that he had threatend to shoot another neighbor's dog also. So he has a history with this. Personally right now, it seems that he has backed way off since I "talked" with him that day. I think he is a bully (like everybody said here) and never had anybody say "You don't scare me." I think he has always said "I'm going to sue you" and people clam up. The guy is a total whack job for sure.

All posts were appreciated for there good ideas AND humor. LOL

I wish I could act here, but she is afraid to let it might go further if I get the police involved. I can't change her mind, as frustrating as it is, and I'll be gone soon enough.

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Jason, have you ever heard of Pool Shocker? This stuff is very super strong powder bleach to remove the gunk and algae(kids body fluids from pools) put this around your tires or other property and pour water on it. He or whoever walks in it and goes back into there house bleaches out there carpet with every foot step they make. If he's married like our not so nice guy where I live you'll here the best marital spat in decades.

Jason.

Better inform the MIL that once you move out
the bulling will resume and probably will be worse
than before.

Maybe you should build her a nice movie room in the basement.
With a state-of-the-art surround sound system and projector
TV.
She'll be spending a lot of time in the house, so she might as
well enjoy it.

Louis.