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Old 01-04-2005, 08:23 PM
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Top Ten Things to Do With Boneheaddoctor Posts

He has pissed off some, exasperated others, whether in his original personna of VirginiaDude, or in his current incarnation as boneheaddoctor. Imagine that we have in our possession all eighty kazillion of his posts. In the spirit of good fun, I submit this list of recommendations for what to do with the pile:

10. Make multiple copies and distribute them to 3rd grade classrooms around the country as a proofreading exercise. (Note to teachers: Brighter students will quickly become bored).

9. Send a set to the office of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D, NY), to inform her where the epicenter of the "vast right wing conspiracy" is.

8. Contract with Home Depot for their use as a wallpaper pattern for decorating the typical Neo-Con Den. Include in the kits 8 x 10 glossies of such Bonehead heroes as Ollie North, Bill O'Reilly, and Benito Mussolini.

7. Send several sets to DNC headquarters for use when the toilet paper runs out.

6. Make hundreds of copies and drop them from a small aircraft over Northern Virginia, with little post-it notes attached, reading, "He lives among you!"

5. Donate a set to the local firing range for target practice.

4. Make multiple sets for use in Logic 101 classes in universities around the country. Particularly suitable as a COUNT THE FALLACIES exercise.

3. Gift wrap and send a set to George W. Bush. (No, wait--scratch that idea! Dubya might appoint the Bonehead as Secretary of State!)

2. Submit a set to the David Letterman Show for the segment known as "Stupid Human Tricks."

1. Donate several sets to the local animal shelter, which is always in need of something with which to line the cage floors.

Have I missed anything? Other submissions are welcome.

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Old 01-04-2005, 08:26 PM
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Uh oh..... you may wind up in his liberal internment camp.......
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Old 01-04-2005, 08:29 PM
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You two should just go ahead and proclaim your love publicly. This cute quarreling you lovers do is embarrassing to us old folks.
Yes, as should you and KV.

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Old 01-04-2005, 08:34 PM
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I'm still waiting to find out that BHD is the alter-ego of another forum member.

BHD, are you definitely not someone else?
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Old 01-04-2005, 08:51 PM
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Chalk up another point for BHD, 3 threads named after him and countless hours of wasted time by his opponents.
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Old 01-04-2005, 08:53 PM
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I also noticed in 10 tries the originator of this thread can't say anything even remotely humorous, this is call humor impotence.
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Old 01-05-2005, 12:49 PM
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I also noticed in 10 tries the originator of this thread can't say anything even remotely humorous, this is call humor impotence.
you must have a dry sense of humor because i found it pretty funny..
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:03 PM
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From Bot's stalker to BHD's - moving downmarket?
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:08 PM
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From Bot's stalker to BHD's - moving downmarket?
Oh, that old canard.

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Old 01-04-2005, 09:05 PM
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In my case, I have been accused of being Spock, Rasputin, MedMech, MikeMover (on at least three occasions on two different websites! MikeMover is extremely handsome and brilliant. Unfortunately, Terry Bozzio couldn't teach me to hold a beat), and a couple of entities that have not emerged here but were also on another forum/website. I liked being mistaken for Rasputin, at least until Kerry busted him for plaigerism. Before that bust, Rasputin was brilliant! At least he stole from smart people. I wonder if he was another Spock incarnation...hmmm.

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Old 01-04-2005, 10:57 PM
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I'm not sure, but I'm not the suspicious type. I never thought you were any other poster that you weren't, and I've never thought you were any other poster on this forum.
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Old 01-04-2005, 11:00 PM
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What is this conspiracy 101?
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Old 01-05-2005, 12:26 AM
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Paste them over yours and find somethin else to do with your time? Just a suggestion.
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:40 AM
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Who is or was the Walrus?
The Walrus was Paul, according to a White Album song called "Glass Onion"

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I mean you're a cartoon character without the cartoon.
I hate to sound mean, but that sounds about right. I have to ask, though. Is there anyone here who actually takes BHD seriously? And, before anyone tries to paint me as an extreme-left-winger, I find myself agreeing with the right about as often as with the left...
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:14 PM
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I am pretty certain that Spock was Tank.
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