With the exception of the awl, there is classic precedent for the man's actions.

Plutarch says that Chrysippus praised Diogenes for masturbating himself in the middle of the marketplace, and for saying to the bystanders: 'Would to Heaven that by rubbing my stomach in the same fashion, I could satisfy my hunger.'

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

Well, in defense of the guy there was apparently a sign posted nearby that sharply stated"Members only permitted beyond this point"

Moving up a notch to medieval times is the tale in Chaucer about the Friar walking to the Monastery with a hen and rooster under each arm,his cord came loose exposing his member,so he asked another Monk to hold his cock and pullet for awhile.

Why were firefighters called to the scene? What the hell were they going to do?

I'll ask the instructors in our Fire Science program what is the standard procedure for extinguishing a masturbating man with an awl up his ass. Must be in the manual somewhere.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

I dunno,check his hose and nozzle?give him an enema perhaps?

Sounds like the same guy who finaly got it right... the three squares a day, awaiting in prison, were eventually obtainable by rubbing the aforementioned organ exclusively.

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-Marty

1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible
(Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one)

Reading your M103 duty cycle:
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showpost.php?p=831799&postcount=13
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showpost.php?p=831807&postcount=14

And the cops said, "a stool?"

Guy: Nope, a tool.
Cops: Do you have a vehicle?
Guy: Yes, three.
Cops: What happened?
Guy: I rectum.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

Maybe he was trying to write a note or something and needed a semicolon.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

Dear authorities,
Awl located here:

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-Marty

1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible
(Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one)

Reading your M103 duty cycle:
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showpost.php?p=831799&postcount=13
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/showpost.php?p=831807&postcount=14

Or maybe he was trying for some holey *****.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

...or, point out the rings of Uranus.

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.

Ya'll analyze this.

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Well at least he's not dead.

Awl's well that ends well.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

I have the perfect alibi for this guy. He was just answering the cawl of nature. Yep that's it.

PS: Don't ban me.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman