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Dee8go · #31 12-14-2007, 07:19 PM

A "hard Poke?" You are such a braggart!

iwrock · #32 12-14-2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Known her since 08/27/86 and married on 08/27/00. So yes, she knows me inside and out. She knew when I was about to fire an RN trying to give me an IV so she quickly took over by saying that I was a hard poke and she needed the practice. That was because the RN was her friend and had tried several times and failed. I was just opening my mouth to say "Get the F#@# away from me.". Another time, we were at an airport and I was walking ahead of her because we were rushing to the gate. Halfway, she said "K-9 (the gate), not cleavage.". Just a split second ago, I had rolled my eyes to look at some boobs. She knows what I will look at even in a crowded airport behind me.

Still think she needs to check the computer browsers? BTW, she even checks that I have money before I go to the titty bar.

Thats awesome. Sounds like a very cool chick.

Dee8go · #33 12-14-2007, 07:20 PM

That's okay, my GF calls me "Redwood" . . . I don't mind the flattery at all . . .

Dee8go · #34 12-14-2007, 07:21 PM

I was amazed at a woman who would stay with a guy for 14 years without getting married. I'd have alot more money and be way happier if I'd have found one like that earlier in life . . .

aklim · #35 12-14-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

A "hard Poke?" You are such a braggart!

RN term for someone who is very difficult to get an IV into. That or "hard stick". Now, in private, I am EVERHARD.

aklim · #36 12-14-2007, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

I was amazed at a woman who would stay with a guy for 14 years without getting married. I'd have alot more money and be way happier if I'd have found one like that earlier in life . . .

Just a piece of paper that gets you benefits.

Dee8go · #37 12-14-2007, 07:25 PM

Yeah, I know what it means in RN terms . . . . just playing along . . . .

Dee8go · #38 12-14-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Just a piece of paper that gets you benefits.

Really . . . That's about it.

Dee8go · #39 12-14-2007, 07:27 PM

The benefits, unfortunately, can end up being mostly HERS, though, if things go south. Engatwork, where are you?

aklim · #40 12-14-2007, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

Yeah, I know what it means in RN terms . . . . just playing along . . . .

I wish she had said to her friend? "My husband is a hard pr1ck. You wanna find out if it is true?"

aklim · #41 12-14-2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

The benefits, unfortunately, can end up being mostly HERS, though, if things go south. Engatwork, where are you?

Like everything else, you have to make sure you are protected. Set up pre-nups or something. Consider it a business deal and make sure that you are covered.

Dee8go · #42 12-14-2007, 07:51 PM

Tell that to a twenty-year old . . . I thought I knew what was what back then. What a dumbass! Hopefully, I'm older and wiser today. I AM older, hopefully wiser, too.

davidmash · #43 12-14-2007, 07:53 PM

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The PRINCIPLE is still the same, is it not? What are you trying to do with makeup? Why does a girl put on lipstick? To make her lips more red. Why does a girl get a boob job? Bigger boobs. The principle is the same. You are, in either case, trying to make yourself look better than you already do.

So it can kill you. So can driving. In fact, driving is way more dangerous than flying. However, we need to ask ourselves, what the odds are. Now, if the odds are 10 to 1 against you making it out of surgery for a boob job, I wouldn't. However, the odds do favor the boob job patient.

So no girl you went out with has augmented her looks with makeup? Or do you think the red lips my wife had on yesterday are real?

Not in my opinion. One is temporary one is not. One involves surgery and sedation one does not. One has a chance of death and or disfigurement (how ever slight) and one does not. Lip stick is not a boob job just as cleaning an engine is not a engine overhaul.

aklim · #44 12-14-2007, 09:21 PM

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cleaning an engine is not a engine overhaul.

But both are altering the state of the engine. One is taking the dirt off the surface and the other is cleaning out the inside. Boob jobs enlarge the breast from what nature made it. Lip stick is about changing the color from what nature made it too. In principle, both are trying to accomplish similar goals. Both are trying to enhance what the person has been born with. The method and the duration and risk all differ. Either way, you can't escape the fact that you are trying to make yourself look better than what you were born with.

aklim · #45 12-14-2007, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

Tell that to a twenty-year old . . . I thought I knew what was what back then. What a dumbass! Hopefully, I'm older and wiser today. I AM older, hopefully wiser, too.

I don't know about you but when I lost my virginity at 16, I planned not to let it get me into trouble. Before that day came, I had condoms, spermicide creams, suppositories, etc, etc. When that day came out of the blue, I was ready. Just in case it turned out to be a bad time, I had a 44 mag. Some 27 yo woman asked me if I wanted to go drinking. Told her I would. Just had to drop my wet things from swimming at my apartment. Picked up the "get lucky bag" with all the above stuff. Hell, with all the stuff I had (she didn't know about the 44 mag) she even thought I had done it a few times before.

Guess it all came back from my boy scout training. Be prepared.