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05-27-2010, 10:56 PM
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Why does the arrow for string direction on a weed eater always point in the wrong direction ??
Just got a new one, loaded it in the direction indicated by the arrow and all it would do is 'eat' the string. Pulled it down, reloaded it and noo problems.
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05-28-2010, 09:51 AM
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Why do they give Handicap Parking Permits to obese people? Shouldn't they be precisely the ones walking a little further?
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06-02-2010, 08:29 PM
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Why do I always have an itch whenever I attempt to play a song on guitar hero?
For that matter...why can't I blink when I play a song on guitar hero??!
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06-02-2010, 08:36 PM
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06-02-2010, 08:49 PM
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Why did I just get a weird deja vu feeling while going through my mail?
I got a payment check from an OBGYN out of Dallas that I flew a few weeks ago to see some property. His name is Dr. A. Ezell. He signed his check such that it looks like: DrEzell. I think I need another Manhattan. 
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06-02-2010, 08:56 PM
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 BTW, if you want a time killer that makes peachparts pale by comparison, buy a guitar. You can't blink because ALL real rock stars maintain eye contact.... 
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06-02-2010, 08:57 PM
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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST 1983 300SD - 305000 1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000 1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000 https://media.giphy.com/media/X3nnss8PAj5aU/giphy.gif
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06-02-2010, 09:02 PM
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Why. After purchasing a car. Someone advertises a better one soon after & @ a more reasonable price
 I mean. You had the money before hand right 
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06-02-2010, 09:35 PM
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why am i still in love with an alcoholic junkie, who i haven't seen in two years, and is 2,000 miles away?
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06-02-2010, 10:33 PM
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I know what I:ve been told and I know it:s time to fold. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xl2sAypyMg&feature=related
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06-02-2010, 11:09 PM
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