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Why do I drink too much beer?
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Why are you such a FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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why do people eat cheese that smells like Farts?
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Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but hot dog buns in packs of eight??!!
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I can not answer that, as I am not aware that there is such a thing.
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Why are you such a PUD!!!!!!!!!!
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hmmm...TOO much beer??? What is this "TOO much beer" of which you speak??
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When was the last time you pressed the Pause/Break or Scroll Lock keys on your keyboards?
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well, just the other day.... Oh.. did you mean on purpose??
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How does Menards always send me the rebate check(s) the day AFTER I do Menards run ?
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Why am I always running low on Whisky, Rye and Sweet Vermouth?
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Do have any Kornack?
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