Looking at a plate of ground-up mouse parts on a crystal plate while kitty sits there, deciding whether you are worth the effort to eat that pile of mash as it stares at you, the cat and the hand that fed it to the cat...

Makes for entertaining TV now, doesn't it? :rolleyes:

ANNOUNCER: "Wouldn't a nice, juicy, warm plate of "Fuzzy Bites" for your loved one just make you all warm and "fuzzy" inside right now? Your kitty would just love you and "Fuzzy Bites" better than any "grilled bird" from the front of your car..."

YUMMMMY! :thumbsup:

If this thread doesn't hit 100 posts, I will $hit in all of your Benz's. Don't make me do it? :eek::eek::eek::eek::cool::D

Why won't this thread hit 100 posts!?

Just doing my part.

It won't hit 100 posts because my PP Warranty has ran out. I can't afford those "after market "Warranties" :eek:

Why don't men understand girls have emotions? I just felt bad for the guy. Wanted to throw in my 2 cents.

I was just trying to play the whole "there are a lot of potential alcoholic junkies on this thread" as a joke. Didn't mean you loved a guy on this thread, tonkovich. Sorry >_<

Also

Why does it seem that a lot of people on this site are obsessed with drinking? Haha.

uh "why" do you think i was offended? (no offense taken. :D)

why shouldn't they be obsessed with drinking? :D (german cars, german.. beverages...?)

Why is the normal American pint glass only 12 ounces??:mad:

This is hot..

What is Hot? :eek:

Why did I agree to haul high school grads to the lake tonight when all I want to do is sleep? :(

- Shelby

Me like his narrative...
that why say''This is hot"

Why...thank you chilcutt! :thumbsup:

Why.....dont mention it sir.

Why is "budlight" the official beer of NASCAR ?

Shouldn't they be promoting NOT drinking and driving ?

Maybe the official beer of NASCAR spectators !!!

Why do they call it plastic surgery when no plastic is used in the surgery? :eek: