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06-06-2010, 09:04 PM
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But, sometimes they DO use plastic.... 
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06-06-2010, 09:30 PM
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but i think you knew that already.
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06-06-2010, 09:34 PM
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I prefer 'silicone' surgery to 'plastic' surgery
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06-06-2010, 09:48 PM
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06-06-2010, 09:49 PM
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 Why is it when you're digging through a drawer, or a box, or a closet, the thing you're looking for is always on the very bottom, in the very back???????? Riddle me THAT, Batman!!!
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06-06-2010, 10:00 PM
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BTW I would like to lick Bat Girl's pu$$$y back in the day. What??? 
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06-06-2010, 11:16 PM
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06-07-2010, 01:19 AM
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Why does something always have to go wrong when everything else is working out perfectly?
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06-07-2010, 01:55 AM
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Why does Johnny Walker Blue Label cost $190 or so a bottle.
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06-07-2010, 03:27 AM
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Why doesn't anyone scream "TRAP!" when a politician announces a "temporary tax" on the populace?
Why would anyone label a tax as "temporary" when WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT, NOR WILL IT EVER BE???? "Holy EMPTY POCKETS Batman!!!"
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06-07-2010, 11:09 AM
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Why don't the daytime running lights (so popular on modern cars) turn on the frickin' tail lights too???
How many people here have witnessed the guy driving at night who assumes his headlights are on because he can see, but is running no tail lights because what is on is the daytime running lights? I see this no less than 3~4 times per week.
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06-07-2010, 11:11 AM
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06-07-2010, 11:30 AM
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Why does someone always walk into my Printing and Sign Shop after I just ripped a big FART.
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06-07-2010, 12:14 PM
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Be thankful, no one would ever walk into your shop otherwise! 
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