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Old 06-07-2010, 12:15 PM
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Why is there always one more drop that invariably falls on your khaki pants/shorts?

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Old 06-07-2010, 12:50 PM
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Why is there always one more drop that invariably falls on your khaki pants/shorts?
Eeeewwwwww!!!!
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:13 PM
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Why is there always one more drop that invariably falls on your khaki pants/shorts?

One??? You lucky bastid....
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:16 PM
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Why does someone always walk into my Printing and Sign Shop after I just ripped a big FART.

I just nuked some poor guy from Jeff Beck's crew in the elevator... it kinda followed me in there... but..

WHY did he ride the elevator to the basement where I got on, and figured I was safe to flatulate at will...
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Old 06-07-2010, 06:30 PM
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Why is there always one more drop that invariably falls on your khaki pants/shorts?
There is a product out there to get the other man's Gizz of your pants, it's called "Cum Clean". Bill Clinton should have bought a case of it.
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There is a product out there to get the other man's Gizz of your pants, it's called "Cum Clean". Bill Clinton should have bought a case of it.
that's disgusting. (but kind of funny )

why.... do i think the clk man is a firm believer in murphy's law?
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Old 06-07-2010, 08:07 PM
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that's disgusting. (but kind of funny )

why.... do i think the clk man is a firm believer in murphy's law?
I lived it all my life my man.
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I just nuked some poor guy from Jeff Beck's crew in the elevator... it kinda followed me in there... but..

WHY did he ride the elevator to the basement where I got on, and figured I was safe to flatulate at will...
Good work my Son.
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I lived it all my life my man.
me too, clk man.
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me too, clk man.
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There is a product out there to get the other man's Gizz of your pants, it's called "Cum Clean". Bill Clinton should have bought a case of it.
Wrong bodily fluid, Miagi-San!
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Wrong bodily fluid, Miagi-San!
whack on, whack ...?
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Old 06-07-2010, 09:22 PM
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Wrong bodily fluid, Miagi-San!
LIAR!!!!!!! The truth will be told, you buck toothed Kojak wannabe.
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whack on, whack ...?
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