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tbomachines · #1 09-23-2011, 05:03 PM

If the rapture were to occur, couldn't they just take over an existing farm instead of planting their own?

aklim · #2 09-23-2011, 05:14 PM

Harold Camping - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Harold Egbert Camping (born July 19, 1921) is an American Christian radio broadcaster.[2] He is president of Family Radio, a California-based radio station group that spans more than 150 markets in the United States. Camping is notable for applying numerology to his interpretations of Bible passages to predict dates for the End Times.[3][4]
His 2011 end times prediction was that on May 21, 2011 Jesus Christ would return to Earth, the righteous would fly up to heaven, and that there would follow five months of fire, brimstone and plagues on Earth, with millions of people dying each day, culminating on October 21, 2011 with the end of the world.[5][6] He had previously predicted judgment days on May 21, 1988, and September 7, 1994.[7][8]
His 2011 prediction was widely reported, and prompted responses from both atheist and Christian organizations.[9][10] After May 21 passed without the predicted incidents, Camping said he believed that a "spiritual" judgment had occurred on that date, and that the physical Rapture would occur on October 21, 2011, simultaneously with the destruction of the universe by God

elchivito · #3 09-23-2011, 07:47 PM

They're just stocking up on open pollinated seed in advance of the election. After the "free market" is given it's full rein under the new-and-everlasting-tea-party government, Monsanto will patent every seed they can get their slimy hands on.

Hatterasguy · #4 09-23-2011, 10:49 PM

You should put together official "rapture packets" and charge double for them. Taking idiots to the cleaners is fun and profitable, if you sell enough you can afford a rapture Mercedes.

SwampYankee · #5 09-26-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by elchivito

They're just stocking up on open pollinated seed in advance of the election. After the "free market" is given it's full rein under the new-and-everlasting-tea-party government, Monsanto will patent every seed they can get their slimy hands on.

Too coincidental. There's been gloom and doom forecast for a couple presidents now. Why the new rush? There's got to be something more imminent. If I get another one, I'm asking him!

Although if the new and improved Rapture date is 10/21 I suppose they've got to get seed in the ground in order to be able to harvest when the rest of us are wiped out.

FWIW, Monsanto is reeling right now. They had all of their eggs in the Roundup basket. Now that glyphosate is off patent the market has all but crashed. They keep trying to come up with different formulations of the same active ingredient.

Scotts Miracle Gro's Roundup Ready bentgrass and kentucky bluegrass is supposedly near market ready thanks to the USDA's recent deregulation of RR turfgrass (which is dangerous and ridiculous IMHO) but because of the lower acreages involved, I don't see how Monsanto can wield any where near the control they can (I think that is past-tense now) with the Ag market. I just don't see them flying their legal teams all over the country to verify that golf courses and sod farms are using Roundup brand vs. generic. Although they might just have a deal with Scotts for a royalty for the name and may not care what glyphosate gets used.

A frightening prospect to me is the average homeowner buying Scotts RR lawn seed and dousing their lawns wall to wall with Roundup to get rid of any weeds. What gets me is that the golf course superintendents and the products they use are heavily regulated while Joe Schmo homeowner gets a 10,000 sq.ft bag of product for 5,000 sq.ft. or mixes his lawn chemicals at double the rate because "if a little is good, more must be better."

Many of the seed companies that show up on the Monsanto-owned lists circulating the internet have no connection to Monsanto, many others are merely guilty of selling a (non-GMO) variety from a company that was later bought out by Monsanto back when they had money. Thankfully there are still plenty independent sources for garden seed domestically, and even more internationally if it ever came to that. Unfortunately the choices in the commercial Ag market are far more limited.

But Monsanto is a shell of its former self. No tears shed on my part. They've really f'd things up for the seed industry and a lot of innocent folks have gotten caught up in the anti-Monsanto sentiment.

aklim · #6 09-26-2011, 01:39 PM

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A frightening prospect to me is the average homeowner buying Scotts RR lawn seed and dousing their lawns wall to wall with Roundup to get rid of any weeds. What gets me is that the golf course superintendents and the products they use are heavily regulated while Joe Schmo homeowner gets a 10,000 sq.ft bag of product for 5,000 sq.ft. or mixes his lawn chemicals at double the rate because "if a little is good, more must be better."

Yes and no. After all, if I tell you the whole truth that for optimum results, you need $500 worth of product, it might deter you from my product especially when my competitor stretches the truth. I have found that the label gives you the minimum amounts. Yes, there is a point of diminishing returns and when you get past that point, you burn the grass. HOWEVER, in my personal experience, the recommended dose certainly isn't going to cut it. I have gotten better results by increasing the dose. Obviously not simply dumping the entire bag on one spot. The "One bag treats 5000 sq feet" is true. However, 4 bags for 5000 sq feet will kill the grass while something in between tends to give better yields.

elchivito · #7 09-24-2011, 03:39 PM

Oh yeah, the rainbow bridge. I wouldn't go lessen m'dawg could go too. shoot.

kerry · #8 09-26-2011, 01:43 PM

I think Larry's right. If these were Rapture people, they wouldn't be planning on staying around and they'd have little concern about future vegetables for us poor suckers left behind.
I've noticed a general interest in vegetable gardens in Denver over the last year or so. Maybe it's just more people feeling the economic squeeze and comparing the price of seeds to the price of fresh vegetables. Maybe it would be a good time to invest in the canning supply business.

aklim · #9 09-26-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kerry

I think Larry's right. If these were Rapture people, they wouldn't be planning on staying around and they'd have little concern about future vegetables for us poor suckers left behind.
I've noticed a general interest in vegetable gardens in Denver over the last year or so. Maybe it's just more people feeling the economic squeeze and comparing the price of seeds to the price of fresh vegetables. Maybe it would be a good time to invest in the canning supply business.

Surely there must be a way to cash in on these stupid people. After all, if they are not there to enrich those that are not as superstitions, what are they for?

jcyuhn · #10 09-27-2011, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Surely there must be a way to cash in on these stupid people. After all, if they are not there to enrich those that are not as superstitions, what are they for?

Please refer to my previous post...

RichC · #11 09-26-2011, 01:49 PM

Google "comet elenin"

I think you will find your answers there.

SwampYankee · #12 09-26-2011, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RichC

Google "comet elenin"

I think you will find your answers there.

Could be. But wouldn't that wipe us all out?

SwampYankee · #13 09-26-2011, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kerry

I think Larry's right. If these were Rapture people, they wouldn't be planning on staying around and they'd have little concern about future vegetables for us poor suckers left behind.
I've noticed a general interest in vegetable gardens in Denver over the last year or so. Maybe it's just more people feeling the economic squeeze and comparing the price of seeds to the price of fresh vegetables. Maybe it would be a good time to invest in the canning supply business.

I can't really speak to the Rapture angle, it was pure speculation on my part. But home gardening has, pardon the pun, been growing steadily over the past few years. Even though we had a cold, wet spring and we lost a bunch of weekends to rain once things warmed up here in the Northeast, our sales still finished up strong. Less than ideal weather doesn't faze experienced gardeners but the newbs are more likely to do something else besides muck around in the mud.

There is a lot of renewed interest in canning.

TX76513 · #14 09-26-2011, 02:01 PM

October 21 new (revised) date

THIS is of humorous interest

aklim · #15 09-26-2011, 02:09 PM

Last time someone decided to take the week off and his hours probably went to someone less stupid and superstitious so it was a good thing. I wonder how many would be as gullible this time. What if the world doesn't end? Is there a next time? Perhaps this time we can find a way to fleece the rest of the stupid?