The Twisted Thought Thread.

[Dudesky]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

Today's Twisted Thought.

I think the spelling of the word "Intercourse" should be changed to "Inhercourse".

But first one must take into consideration the 'outer limits'

[Stoneseller]

Why don't chickens have lips?

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by Stoneseller

Why don't chickens have lips?

OK!!!! why don't Turtles have lips?

[Stoneseller]

Because they remove the best parts prior to sending to market for the average Joe. Are you Joe? Yes?

That's why you've never had Chicken Lips, or Turtle Lips

The best parts are never seen by the average consumer. (TIC)
The lips are the holy grail, seldom experienced by the likes of the commoners who frequent internet forums.

[Carleton Hughes]

I knew this elderly car collector who just loved scrapple for breakfast. Whenever I would visit him he always cooked it.....I loved it, tasted great!.......mixed with slab bacon and blood sausage until....... one fateful day when I chanced to read the ingredients.

The most prominent on the list was tripe scraps and pork lips....I sh€t you not, pork lips.....I immediately ran to his liquor cabinet, swallowed near a pint of whiskey and never ate that crap again!!!!

[MTI]

What did you think was in it, SPAM?

[Carleton Hughes]

Originally Posted by MTI

What did you think was in it, SPAM?

Well, in my simplicity with my (at the time) nil knowledge of Amish culture I imagined it was wholesome.........I have learned since........

[Aquaticedge]

If you fart in a 240D, Does it go faster?

[Dubyagee]

The fart or the car?

[Aquaticedge]

Both.

Also, If you have sex in a house boat.... would you get sick from the rockin' motion (if you are prone to sea sickness)

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by Aquaticedge

If you fart in a 240D, Does it go faster?

I believe it does, or at least it does in a clk 320.

[The Clk Man]

It's hard for me to be humble, because I'm perfect in every way.

[Aquaticedge]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

I believe it does, or at least it does in a clk 320.

Eau deu CLK