I think your hilarious statements that a 3 year old learned "elitist" habits in the white house that ultimately killed him 35 years later are plenty to demonstrate your powers of inventing silly theories.
Clearly, the hate runs so strong for you that you not only spout such ridiculous things, but you end up defending them and wondering why people take objection to them.

Using your logical method, im going to go rob a liquor store and blame it on the fact that someone took my bear when I was 2.
After all, "its common knowledge" that I was already a fully formed character then.

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