The Tell Something Embarrassing About Yourself Thread

[Dudesky]

I used to be crazy.....

[SwampYankee]

Originally Posted by elchivito

It would be a truly awful way to live having to use a toilet just to take a leak when at home. I can't even imagine.....

I've marked my territory in the backyard every bit as much as my dog. But when it's 10 and snowy and the turtle doesn't want to come out of it's shell, I choose the toilet!

I remember a few years back after our first extended trip with my kids to our camp in Maine. We're in the burbs on city water and sewer at home, up there it's a well and septic. Explained it to my kids: use little water, only flush for #2, except for tp don't put anything in the toilet that you haven't eaten first, etc. And I advised the boys that it was perfectly acceptable to do #1 off in the trees, just like the dog and the wild animals do in order to reduce the amount going into the septic system.

Needless to say, when we returned home the two younger boys were dropping trou all over the back yard. I had to tell them that is was a special Maine-only thing. Now they're old enough to at least be discreet when the urge comes.

Once the kids are all done with school, my goal is to live somewhere I can go out the front door and pee in privacy if I feel like it.

[kerry]

I almost bought a Renault Dauphine once.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by SwampYankee

I've marked my territory in the backyard every bit as much as my dog. But when it's 10 and snowy and the turtle doesn't want to come out of it's shell, I choose the toilet!

I remember a few years back after our first extended trip with my kids to our camp in Maine. We're in the burbs on city water and sewer at home, up there it's a well and septic. Explained it to my kids: use little water, only flush for #2, except for tp don't put anything in the toilet that you haven't eaten first, etc. And I advised the boys that it was perfectly acceptable to do #1 off in the trees, just like the dog and the wild animals do in order to reduce the amount going into the septic system.

Needless to say, when we returned home the two younger boys were dropping trou all over the back yard. I had to tell them that is was a special Maine-only thing. Now they're old enough to at least be discreet when the urge comes.

Once the kids are all done with school, my goal is to live somewhere I can go out the front door and pee in privacy if I feel like it.

I had city water at my old shop but still like to pee off the front porch. btw there was a 4 lane Highway in front of my old shop.

[t walgamuth]

Originally Posted by sloride

There is an old saying that it pays to advertise. That is the line I have used more than once in a similar situation.

I had on underwear.

[hill]

Originally Posted by engatwork

I smoke during sex.

Try a lubricated condom, less friction.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by hill

Try a lubricated condom, less friction.

Why not just lubricate it with say STP or Motor Honey instead of using some lubrication they provide?

[OM617YOTA]

I've owned two Fords. I actually wish I had kept one of them.

I am neither Democrat nor Republican. Both sides butt their way into stuff that's none of their business.

I have only owned one diesel in my whole life.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by OM617YOTA

I am neither Democrat nor Republican. Both sides butt their way into stuff that's none of their business.

That's where you are wrong. It IS their business. My patron's concerns are MY concern. When you are giving me money, your concerns are MY concern. You cannot ask money from a group and thumb your nose at them. Well, you can but you better not expect money from them or anyone.

[hill]

Originally Posted by aklim

Why not just lubricate it with say STP or Motor Honey instead of using some lubrication they provide?

There once was a young couple named the Kelly’s they needed vaginal jelly,
but in their haste they used library paste, so they went through life belly to belly.

[INSIDIOUS]

I just signed up at PMS OD.

[barry12345]

Originally Posted by engatwork

I smoke during sex.

Screaming women and burning condoms do not encourage repeat engagements..

[TwitchKitty]

An attractive young friend of mine went out and got pregnant and I never even offered to help. I'm getting old.

[Jim B.]

Originally Posted by hill

There once was a young couple named the Kelly’s they needed vaginal jelly,
but in their haste they used library paste, so they went through life belly to belly.

[OM617YOTA]

Originally Posted by aklim

That's where you are wrong. It IS their business. My patron's concerns are MY concern. When you are giving me money, your concerns are MY concern. You cannot ask money from a group and thumb your nose at them. Well, you can but you better not expect money from them or anyone.

I'd agree with you if the laws they passed only affected the constituents who paid them. Instead the laws effect everyone, and a great deal of them are about things which are simply no one else's business, including the government.