The Tell Something Embarrassing About Yourself Thread

[Stretch]

No shan't.

I'll tell you nothing of the sort.

Naaa naaa de naaa na

[Mölyapina]

Originally Posted by Stretch

No shan't.

I'll tell you nothing of the sort.

Naaa naaa de naaa na

You're English, aren't'cha?

[Stretch]

Originally Posted by Jooseppi Luna

You're English, aren't'cha?

I don't see how that's embarrassing

[t walgamuth]

Originally Posted by SwampYankee

That's one way to impress the ladies!

not really. I had underwear on.

[daw_two]

Originally Posted by nate300d

You are setting better than I am. I only have one diesel and 3 gas; 300SE, SL320, and a Silverado. Oh, the great shame. I miss the days when I had 3 W123 300D's and a W210 diesel. I would love a late W126 diesel and diesel 4x4 truck. Is there a 'drop in' diesel for a R129?

I'm embarassed to say I have a 2000 Dodge Dakota, 4x4, Crew Cab with a Cummins 4BT and 47RE transmission for sale, so I can buy a gasoline newer car (meaning 2009-2012ish model).

Two poor videos of the truck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeWeJOXowOc
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCOIpegGFE

[Mr.Kenny]

I haven't fired a gun in many years, I like foreign films and I love art museums.
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Oh wait,...other people would find this stuff embarrassing.
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Okay, I used to be a republican before they went all teapublican hateriot.
Now I am a man without a party..... What a great feeling!

[aklim]

Originally Posted by SwampYankee

If the option is there, I prefer sitting when taking a leak.

How is that a bad thing? Why not take a load off, read newspapers, surf on phone or just gather thoughts?

[aklim]

Originally Posted by engatwork

I smoke during sex.

Probably you are too quick, Mr Speedy Gonzales. does she reach for the buzzing toy after you are done?

[aklim]

Originally Posted by Jooseppi Luna

One of my cars takes gasoline.

I know. I have that problem too. I got suckered into the "Diesel is better" thing.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by t walgamuth

one time when I was bout 16 I was trying to impress a hot lady and discovered I was standing there w both hands in my front pockets and my fly wide open!

And.....? She wasn't impressed by what she saw, right?

[aklim]

Originally Posted by SwampYankee

That's one way to impress the ladies!

As long as it is hanging out to your knees, yes.

[iwrock]

Originally Posted by daw_two

I'm embarassed to say I have a 2000 Dodge Dakota, 4x4, Crew Cab with a Cummins 4BT and 47RE transmission for sale, so I can buy a gasoline newer car (meaning 2009-2012ish model).

Sounds like he wants something for the GF!

[iwrock]

Originally Posted by aklim

How is that a bad thing? Why not take a load off, read newspapers, surf on phone or just gather thoughts?

IMO, the can is the best place to gather thoughts!

No one to distub you, usually quiet, and comfortable!

[aklim]

Originally Posted by iwrock

Sounds like he wants something for the GF!

If the wife wasn't so in love with her car, I'd have dumped it for a gas version when it still had value. But right now, we have put more into it (body work and some mechanical) than I will get out of it and she has some ridiculous fantasy of getting the million mile badge now that she has gotten the first 2 and nearer the 3rd at 400K miles.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by iwrock

IMO, the can is the best place to gather thoughts!

No one to distub you, usually quiet, and comfortable!

If it doesn't stink, yes.

Not true. All kinds of idiots make noise there. Even fellow crappers conduct business on the throne so I can't sit in silence. As to comfort, in my crapper, I took out the seat and replaced it with a foam one for better comfort. I hate to sit on the cold seat.