The Tell Something Embarrassing About Yourself Thread

[E150GT]

Hmmmm. where do I start?

One time in 7th grade, I bent over to pick up my pencil in class, and farted really loud. Very embarrassing.

I like some pretty lame music. Like a band called bright eyes. I am also unhealthily addicted to weezer's music... ( except that new stuff they have)

[Mölyapina]

Originally Posted by E150GT

Hmmmm. where do I start?

One time in 7th grade, I bent over to pick up my pencil in class, and farted really loud. Very embarrassing.

Ha, I think that's what Clk was looking for .

[t walgamuth]

Originally Posted by suginami

I secretly enjoy singing the song "Dancing Queen" by ABBA.

love Abba !

I like chick flicks and cry at movies.

[Mölyapina]

Originally Posted by suginami

I secretly enjoy singing the song "Dancing Queen" by ABBA.

Suginami... an ABBA listener... a Volvo wagon driver... where is this world going ?

OK, here's one more thing for me...

...I like listening to grocery store music.

[t walgamuth]

Originally Posted by Jooseppi Luna

Ha, I think that's what Clk was looking for .

one time when I was bout 16 I was trying to impress a hot lady and discovered I was standing there w both hands in my front pockets and my fly wide open!

[Mölyapina]

Originally Posted by t walgamuth

one time when I was bout 16 I was trying to impress a hot lady and discovered I was standing there w both hands in my front pockets and my fly wide open!

I would have died. That's actually one of my fears -- that I will do something like that.

[Mölyapina]

I like yelling at idiots while listening to talk radio . And talking to and yelling at the radio in general.

I used to wear bobby pins after the shower for several years while trying to force my hair to part in the middle instead of on the side. Sometimes I would accidentally leave them in .

[Hickster]

Originally Posted by engatwork

I smoke during sex.

Cigarettes or excessive friction?

[Jim B.]

Originally Posted by elchivito

Disco music makes me tap my feet.
I feel so much better....

Well at least you don't dance in your driveway to Broadway show tunes.

Maybe there is a 12 step program for that malady...

[t walgamuth]

Originally Posted by Jooseppi Luna

I like yelling at idiots while listening to talk radio . And talking to and yelling at the radio in general.

I used to wear bobby pins after the shower for several years while trying to force my hair to part in the middle instead of on the side. Sometimes I would accidentally leave them in .

I used to shout at the tv when I was young....my favorite target was Richard Nixon.

[Quahog]

....I like musicals....shhhhh

[E150GT]

Originally Posted by Quahog

....I like musicals....shhhhh

Rent the movie was good.

[SwampYankee]

Originally Posted by t walgamuth

one time when I was bout 16 I was trying to impress a hot lady and discovered I was standing there w both hands in my front pockets and my fly wide open!

That's one way to impress the ladies!

[SwampYankee]

I've seen Le Mis, Wicked, Phantom, Beauty and the Beast and one other musical that is escaping me right now in person and it didn't suck.

[JB3]

in lower and middle school, ive ripped the seat out of my pants out 3 separate times on jungle gyms with varying severity. Worst was up to the belt line, and down to the back of the knee. Best was just a single cheek showing.

On each occasion, I was forced to finish out the school day. On one occasion it was before lunch, and holding my pants together while balancing a food tray was difficult. To this day, I do not wear sweat pants or similarly fragile or easily snagged and ripped pants for any purpose.


EDIT-
oh, and car related, I damn near put myself in the hospital working on a truck drilling a 4 inch hole in the body and the drill jammed, stopped, and brought the extension cord around at mach 2, whipping me right in the nuts. Boss gave me the rest of the day off once I was coherent