lol
i dont know where this is going, but its only getting better

now i have to google diaper sprayer

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Me too.

This thread is getting closer and closer to what you have before termed "regrettable enlightenment". Waiting to see what The Clk Man will have to contribute...

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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."

Maybe he does not give a sh**. about this thread. But we will see. If he does it will be interesting.

Somewhere we acquired a roll of toilet paper. It is upstairs in one of our bedroom drawers. It is imprinted with all kinds of literature. The box calls it the book of lists. Since constipation fortunately does not trouble me I have not improved my education.

This thread was a reminder I had it. Seems a shame it is never used but one never knows. Perhaps in a major snowstorm if we run out of regular toilet paper.

I went and got the box. The thread starter would approve. It is a two ply facial quality tissue. Three hundred and twenty five sheets quoted. As if we ever check. They could state anything and we would buy it. Who ever counts sheets?

Here I am just trying to bait clk man onto the thread. Also states 4.5X4.0 inches. Or 40.65 square Feet. One certainty in life is I probably will never get to read it. I do collect things but this is a little odd if not bizzare to retain at best. The cardboard box is discoloring with age like it's owner.

I could mail it to the thread starter but fear he may have found a way to do without toilet paper. Once contact with your inner self is established one may not let go.

Since some may have looked up diaper sprayer but did not post the results.. My curiosity got the best of me. It seems to me from a medical perspective it would clean all surface bacteria that remains after a swipe job.

The one I looked up was 70.00. I found the price more than a bit of a bummer for what it is. It is designed to pressure wash heavy deposits from cloth diapers.

So for the guys that have pressure washers you should be away. I would avoid steam type pressure washers though.

I have a little fun at times as it is my nature. Really though using toilet paper is not very sanitary. I still use it.

What I did learn from the gentlemans post is that removal of surface bacteria may be an approach for pile victoms. It may even prevent them.

I always thought they were a pressure related problem. Surgical intervention is a lot harder way to go. Especially if just washing properly will reduce or prevent them.

Public bathroom. Some poor bastid in the next stall grunting out loud trying to push a hard loaf. Hey fatso, ever hear of fiber supplements? Jeez....

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You sure he is or is likely to be a fatso? I generally go to the restroom for a few different things but nothing about checking out the other person. Do you tap your feet too?

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i think ours was bit less than 70.00 and it was a life saver ,and yes we used it to remove soil from diapers and my rear end, i was nearly ready to call a place called the hemorrhoid treatment center, were they would have tried all kinds of drastic things to fix my h-rods, when all i needed was a sprayer

can it double as a waterpik?

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sure!

Unless they have refined how the surgically treat them. Anything reasonable that works is a far, far better option. It used to be one miserable experience recovering from a pile operation. Some people spent days in bathtubs trying to reduce the discomfort from the operations.

Now that ^ is just wrong, as was the following yes reply Pity the nuclear scientist, sitting with the faintest of smiles, his is in the sheerest of agony, for he has atomic piles. *My apologies to Jackie Kannon, this was from memory (Poems for the John)

That's really bad breath.

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1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."

How did this conversation turn from my using cheap toilet paper to 'roids? With this group, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. LOL

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Better that than debating whether you purposely did it to cop a feel on yourself or not.

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99 E300 Turbodiesel
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06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

I like this thread though a gross one.lol I cant believe that a guy somewhere in middle east spent over 200,000 just for one lone toilet! Just imagine for that vast amount of money for a toilet, cant imagine the seats look like, Gold, anyone?