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09-09-2014, 01:48 AM
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The NSA is keeping us safe, I have proof (non-political)
This really is not a political post so I am putting it here so more can see.
So today my mom called me from Walmart and asked if there was anything else I needed for my dorm. I said a lamp would be nice, so she bought me a lamp, or so she thought. She dropped it off a few hours ago and I opened the box eager to set it up and this is what I saw:   So what, may you ask, is actually inside the box? A communist-made mass lighting device in the colors of the ISIS flag.
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09-09-2014, 05:36 AM
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Abuse. Trending towards a Police state.
Solution: Defund and dissolve it.
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09-09-2014, 12:27 PM
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So whats in the boxxxx?
Did they remove the lamp or something or? I'd be pissed. Really guys ITS A LAMP FROM WALMART.
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09-09-2014, 12:35 PM
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Quote:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transportation_Security_Administration https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency
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09-09-2014, 12:57 PM
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But rest assured the NSA has recorded and will likely keep in perpetuity the purchase of the lamp, including how, where it was sent and from who.
Just a little bit more data in the profile having to do with you and/or your mom to be kept in one of the NSA data centers in case they might need it.
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09-09-2014, 04:07 PM
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Grab some Philips LED bulbs frome HD-you won't look back
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09-09-2014, 04:09 PM
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I hear they have cameras in them too. and FLIR system!
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09-09-2014, 04:47 PM
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Quote:
But the NSA and the TSA are affiliate organizations.
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