Things you never get used to - Page 4 - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Piotr · #46 04-02-2003, 11:48 PM

I work with a jerk (no pun, he really is-long story). He NEVER washes his hands (no matter if no. 1 or no. 2). Luckily, we hate each other, so no worries about shaking HIS hand

Botnst · #47 08-14-2008, 08:10 AM

Colonoscopies are no joke.

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there?"

SwampYankee · #48 08-14-2008, 09:58 AM

In the immortal words of Irwin Fletcher:

14. Mooooon River...
15. Thanks, Doc. Ever spend time in prison?
16. You got the whole fist up there, Doc?

Chad300tdt · #49 08-14-2008, 10:08 AM

In the immortal words of the mountain hick from "Deliverance":

aklim · #50 08-14-2008, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

Things you never get used to:

Walking around naked in the locker room

Purchasing feminine hygiene items for the wife

Having your hands on some other woman's "back" in a conga line

The feeling you get when you step into the boss' office

Having sex in your parents' house

Waiting "patiently" while she tries on a dress

Answering any of the following questions:

Will you marry again if I die?
Do I look fat?
How many women have you slept with before me? (coming from the wife)

Carrying on a conversation while using the *****ter

Having to use the last available urinal in a crowded restroom

Kuan

The feeling you get when you step into the boss' office. That is the only one for me. The rest I am used to.

aklim · #51 08-14-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Cap'n Carageous

And let's not forget prostrate exams!!

Haven't had one yet so I don't know.

aklim · #52 08-14-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DALE DORIA

I'm Pregnant!!!!

Another one I will never get used to and hopefully never have anyone else say it to me. Had it once and just about wet my pants.

SwampYankee · #53 08-14-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Another one I will never get used to and hopefully never have anyone else say it to me. Had it once and just about wet my pants.

I guess after the 4th I'd have to say that I was used to it, but I hope I never hear it again!!

aklim · #54 08-14-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SwampYankee

I guess after the 4th I'd have to say that I was used to it, but I hope I never hear it again!!

Abstinence or getting your nuts snipped off will fix that.

SwampYankee · #55 08-14-2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Abstinence or getting your nuts snipped off will fix that.

Neither of which are particularly appealing. Thankfully there are other methods!

aklim · #56 08-14-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SwampYankee

Neither of which are particularly appealing. Thankfully there are other methods!

Oh very well. You can just have her fixed or get a vasectomy

hill · #57 08-14-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Oh very well. You can just have her fixed or get a vasectomy

Why not tell the wifey your going to have her "fixed" Then you really won't have to worry any more children

aklim · #58 08-14-2008, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by hill

Why not tell the wifey your going to have her "fixed" Then you really won't have to worry any more children

Not true. It means SHE won't have any more kids. You still can have kids. So, if you ever go prowling, well........

MTUpower · #59 08-14-2008, 06:32 PM

losing money on the stock market