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Old 12-08-2002, 10:04 AM
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Things you never get used to

Last night I went to a Holiday party. It got me thinking about a few things. So I woke up this morning and wrote down some stuff.

Things you never get used to:

Walking around naked in the locker room

Purchasing feminine hygiene items for the wife

Having your hands on some other woman's "back" in a conga line

The feeling you get when you step into the boss' office

Having sex in your parents' house

Waiting "patiently" while she tries on a dress

Answering any of the following questions:

Will you marry again if I die?
Do I look fat?
How many women have you slept with before me? (coming from the wife)

Carrying on a conversation while using the *****ter

Having to use the last available urinal in a crowded restroom

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Old 12-08-2002, 10:17 AM
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kuan,

Whoo hoo I am still laughing. But seriously thats a good list, how true.
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Old 12-09-2002, 09:09 AM
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I would rather wait for a lesser crowd to use the urinal if it was me
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Old 12-09-2002, 09:35 AM
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Add using a Port-O-John!!
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Old 12-09-2002, 09:41 AM
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LOL!! Make that using a portajohn on a hot summer day. Don't you love it when you have to take a dump and then flies and all kinds of insects start flying out of that hole?

Eeeeew!

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Old 12-09-2002, 10:53 AM
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Re: Things you never get used to

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Purchasing feminine hygiene items for the wife

Kuan
Hey! At least everyone in the store knows you have a woman and are getting some action!

It's when they need to announce a "price check" on said items that gets a little embarrassing...
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Old 12-09-2002, 11:11 AM
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Those hospital gowns that expose your backside!! And let's not forget prostrate exams!!
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Old 12-09-2002, 03:43 PM
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How 'bout the sound of the Dentist drill...and one of my favorites........the piercing sound you hear when getting your teeth cleaned and they hit a nerve that pierces your skull......And then there's the infamous" Bend over and RELAX!!!" Yeah.......Hello........Relax??? Then there is THE question--" Honey guess what?" This is where we all hold our breath as we are about to $h#@ ourselves......waiting for....Drum Roll Here......
I'm Pregnant!!!!
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Old 12-09-2002, 04:04 PM
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Also.. what about when you have some freaks that decide to start a conversation while you are the urinal? Or using the *****ter in one of those bathroom stalls with no doors? Yea.. you know what I am talking about :p
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Old 12-09-2002, 05:48 PM
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Also.. what about when you have some freaks that decide to start a conversation while you are the urinal?
"Gee, the water sure is COLD!"

"Yeah, and DEEP too!"

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Old 12-09-2002, 05:57 PM
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HA HA HA!!!

You folks are killing me....ONE MORE....

Having your girlfriend's dog lick your hand after, you know.....
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Old 12-09-2002, 06:01 PM
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LOL - pres I thought that was against the law in the state of Ga.
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Old 12-09-2002, 06:05 PM
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LOL - pres I thought that was against the law in the state of Ga.


.....errrr, I mean making peanut butter smores
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OMG......hahahahahaha LOL
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