TO BE a good liberal, you must believe....

[luvrpgrl]

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by the lack of Federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach the same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand. -My favorite.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but looney activists who've never been outside Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. opppps

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be Constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You have to believe that anyone who beats you in an intellectual arguments is a bigot.

22. You have to believe that it's better for a woman to be raped and murdered than for a rapist to be shot.

[danwatt]

Posting stuff your coworkers email around the office makes you seem more intelligent!

[cmac2012]

Dude, Dennis Prager's been running that routine into the ground for a few years now.

You would find the fresh air invigorating if you would just reposition your head.

[luvrpgrl]

Originally Posted by danwatt

Posting stuff your coworkers email around the office makes you seem more intelligent!

well thank you !!!

[cmac2012]

Originally Posted by luvrpgrl

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

Funny, possibly the greatest success of socialism has occurred right here in the U S of A: The WW2 GI bill. Paid for itself many times over and sent deserving vets to college. The list of Nobel lauriates who are GI bill alums is significant.

After WW1, the Bonus Army marched on Washington cuzzin' they were near starvation, and good ol' Repub Hoover sent even better Repub Macarthur with troops on horseback to route the sum-*****es. Probably lost him the election of '32.

The next year, the Bonus Army tried it again and Eleanor Roosevelt met with them out in the open in D.C. They still didn't get their bonus, but she promised them help, the CCC was created, and many jobless vets found redemption there.

Damn socialists.

[luvrpgrl]

Originally Posted by cmac2012

Funny, possibly the greatest success of socialism has occurred right here in the U S of A: The WW2 GI bill. Paid for itself many times over and sent deserving vets to college. The list of Nobel lauriates who are GI bill alums is significant.

After WW1, the Bonus Army marched on Washington cuzzin' they were near starvation, and good ol' Repub Hoover sent even better Repub Macarthur with troops on horseback to route the sum-*****es. Probably lost him the election of '32.

The next year, the Bonus Army tried it again and Eleanor Roosevelt met with them out in the open in D.C. They still didn't get their bonus, but she promised them help, the CCC was created, and many jobless vets found redemption there.

Damn socialists.

You consider that brilliant?
You single out a socialist program amongst an economy running on free market, so what??? You need to point out one country, a whole country, that has been sucessful using socialism, and I mean a "real" country, not one of these countries smaller in population than Los Angeles.

[cmac2012]

Originally Posted by luvrpgrl

You consider that brilliant?
You single out a socialist program amongst an economy running on free market, so what??? You need to point out one country, a whole country, that has been sucessful using socialism, and I mean a "real" country, not one of these countries smaller in population than Los Angeles.

Bro man, I'm not advocating full on socialism and I don't hang with people who do. On t'other hand, I'm not paranoid about quasi-socialism such as public schools, GI bill, and a bit of Medicaid, though of course, it needs to be kept practical. People sucking on the welfare tit is not practical for them or their benefactors.

[cmac2012]

Originally Posted by luvrpgrl

21. You have to believe that anyone who beats you in an intellectual arguments is a bigot.

You've beaten someone in "an intellectual arguments?"

[crash9]

Originally Posted by cmac2012

You've beaten someone in "an intellectual arguments?"

How is it that this and the authors other insipid, inflammatory cra*p has been put on Sticky?

[TimFreeh]

Originally Posted by crash9

How is it that this and the authors other insipid, inflammatory cra*p has been put on Sticky?

Equal time - or as you liberals like to call it the "fairness doctrine"

[crash9]

Originally Posted by TimFreeh

Equal time - or as you liberals like to call it the "fairness doctrine"

Equal time is fine - this just seems about as deep as a puddle, titled with a teenage brat attitude. It's like Rush - I know he's a smart guy, but in order to gain a following, he plays to the morons.

[luvrpgrl]

Originally Posted by TimFreeh

Equal time - or as you liberals like to call it the "fairness doctrine"

hahahhahha, you've just inspired no. 23 !

[Ron (Canada)]

Originally Posted by TimFreeh

Equal time - or as you liberals like to call it the "fairness doctrine"

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Hi Tim,

The "fairness doctrine" only applies if you agree with them.
If you don't you are selfish and uncaring, deeply in need of counselling, a biggot, homophobe,
a bumbling lower class hick, a mysogynist a self-appointed brainwashed follower of the
people who stole the last two elections..

Try making a comeback to finish your point after trying to defend against all that.
Chances are, you will have to pull out the big gun and tell them that they are no different than the
leaders who lost the last two elections.... bitter and desperate.

[cmac2012]

Originally Posted by Ron (Canada)

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Hi Tim,

The "fairness doctrine" only applies if you agree with them.
If you don't you are selfish and uncaring, deeply in need of counselling, a biggot, homophobe,
a bumbling lower class hick, a mysogynist a self-appointed brainwashed follower of the
people who stole the last two elections..

Try making a comeback to finish your point after trying to defend against all that.
Chances are, you will have to pull out the big gun and tell them that they are no different than the
leaders who lost the last two elections.... bitter and desperate.

Oh my, two alums of the same charm school. I don't know exactly how this thing got so full of vitriol, but I have a feeling it has something to do with a phenomenon called Rush and Sean.

I'm not sure if you guys will even actually consider the evidence I could submit that indicates their propagandizing, I doubt you'd believe it if it was delivered intervenously. You can lead a horse to water....

I've seen that sort of thing already here. I try to say, watch this or that film, read this or that, and then we can save a lot of time in discussing something. However, all the self assured manly guys who spout the kind of baseball bat rhetoric seen above can't be bothered -- worried that liberal loser dust might rub off on them.

Whooo -EEEEE!!! Tha's a baaaadddd M**********R Jack!

Oh, am I being charm-challenged now?? I tend to act that way when I've just had dog turds thrown in my general direction.

Speaking of tolerance for other points of view, that the left just doesn't seem to be able to do, AirAmerica has what 2 to 5% of the listernship of Rush and the boys and the righties can't wait to dismiss them as a bunch of jerks.

[luvrpgrl]

Originally Posted by cmac2012

You've beaten someone in "an intellectual arguments?"

nah, cant find any intellectual libs.