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Old 10-16-2006, 03:17 PM
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As some of you know from earlier posts, I was a man whore in an earlier life!!! From those encounters I learned an awful lot about women and sex. You can't expect a partner to be attentive without being that way yourself. Always give as much or more than you get and you'll both be completely satisfied!!! So, my definition of a good lay is a woman that is just as concerned with your pleasure and needs as she is with hers!!!

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Old 10-16-2006, 03:57 PM
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Any day that involves getting laid.
I think the second post still has the best response
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:22 PM
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So did you purposely get it wrong since you would have to do it again and again?
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:39 PM
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:15 PM
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A good lay? I would say an easy, unobstructed 5 iron shot to the green.
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:24 PM
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...........yep........was similar........but now the capability is increased to 45 minutes.......or more........

...........I'll leave you to ponder the solution.........
It used to be baseball but now that the Tigers are winning its back to Rosanne.
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:25 PM
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The question is a tough one because the worst I have ever had was fantastic. It does not go from bad------------>good its Good----------------->heart attack.
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:46 PM
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A good lay? I would say an easy, unobstructed 5 iron shot to the green.
You have low standards. A hole in one would be my wish.
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:57 PM
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I kinda like it when they move a little.
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Old 10-17-2006, 05:27 PM
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The question is a tough one because the worst I have ever had was fantastic. It does not go from bad------------>good its Good----------------->heart attack.
That's what Nelson Rockefeller saidhttp://www.ishipress.com/marshak.htm
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Old 10-17-2006, 05:45 PM
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A good lay is one when I get to lay back and let her do all the work.

Nobody agrees with my definition?
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Old 10-17-2006, 05:58 PM
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Nobody agrees with my definition?
Oh ja! That is a good lay too....especially when they lean back, and grab on to your ankles for extra leverage.
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:26 PM
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It used to be baseball but now that the Tigers are winning its back to Rosanne.
...........yep, Rosaanne would probably do it in my younger days. Unfortunately, the problem is reversed now. You've got another 10 years or so.................
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:32 PM
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I kinda like it when they move a little.
Yeah, good point, Larry. It's nice to not feel like a necrophiliac! It's comforting when there are signs of life.

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