No, not a newbie, just an infrequent poster.

I guess I should have specified that I was hoping to hear plenty of non-MBZ ones as well. I'm sure we've all heard the standard auto-related message board ones, I was thinking of ones not particularly related to the forum. But the ones you posted are still funny. I am confused though about the 616 owners, did you mean both of them, or just the one? (In our area 616s are rare, not sure if that's true everywhere...)

MV

Yeah, you kinda have to know some drummers for that one. He's the drummer for Rush, and seemingly recognized as one of the world's best drummers. But I (like most non-musicians) am not really a big Rush fan so...

MV

No put down intended...just trying to get into the spirit of it. The newbie was not intended to mean you.

Tom W

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None...that's a hardware problem...

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How many railroaders does it take to screw in a light bulb? just 2 the trick is gettin em in there.