Ok, we have the math and science jokes, how about a more familiar classic? I know you've all heard at least one. Let's hear them!

I'll start:

How many physciatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it has to want to change.


How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish.


How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

14, one to change the bulb, and 13 to discuss how Neil Peart could have done it better.

Ok, that should get the ball rolling. Bonus points to whoever comes up with the best "How many Mercedes owners" joke.

MV