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Old 06-25-2007, 10:20 PM
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If Walmart get's into the game, the girls might cost less, but they would only be paid 20%, and have a co-pay on their health insurance. Probably have a time limit too, and would get penalized for taking too long with a customer.
But they'll hand you a smiley Walmart sticker when you leave. That's worth at least something.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:23 PM
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^^^^^ proud man.

Yet you have to pay for poon.

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Old 06-25-2007, 10:31 PM
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^^^^^ proud man.

Yet you have to pay for poon.

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Do six packs count?
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:37 PM
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Do six packs count?
Oh hell yeah. A sixpack, a cab-over and a lizard has all the makin's of a great romance story.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:49 PM
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Oh hell yeah. A sixpack, a cab-over and a lizard has all the makin's of a great romance story.
Yeah, well I guess that's your style, but it sure as hell isn't mine.

Since so many of you seem to think you know a lot more about me than you actually do.

Most of you are just presumptuos children with "Hand me down" benz's, and are only on this site because your parents won't allow you out of the house after 5 pm, because you have school in the morning. You also can't afford a real mechanic, and likely do not even pay your own insurance, or anything aside from buying your fake I.D. and beer...

But I guess that's your style, not mine.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:04 PM
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Yeah, well I guess that's your style, but it sure as hell isn't mine.

Since so many of you seem to think you know a lot more about me than you actually do.

Most of you are just presumptuos children with "Hand me down" benz's, and are only on this site because your parents won't allow you out of the house after 5 pm, because you have school in the morning. You also can't afford a real mechanic, and likely do not even pay your own insurance, or anything aside from buying your fake I.D. and beer...

But I guess that's your style, not mine.
This coming from New Haven??? tsk...tsk... you could be kicked out of the tea gatherings.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:22 PM
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This coming from New Haven??? tsk...tsk... you could be kicked out of the tea gatherings.
Hey, There's nothing wrong with the town I live in. I do not live in NewHaven, either, and never have. I lived in New Haven County, growing up. The town is called Hamden, and I actually grew up 15 miles from New Haven. If you do however, have some sort of problem with Yale University, or assume it is "Low Class" or something like that, then you'd better check yourself.

I currently live in a town, which is a good distance south of NewHaven.

I live in a neighborhood of which has been graced by the presence of many a superstar living there. Ranging from Mike Tyson, Cher, Whitney Houston, and Will Smith, along with a host of other actors/singers whatever.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:22 PM
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Hmmmmm, Wal-Mart cathouses? I guess the women there would all be from China...since everything else in the store seems to be made there.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:42 PM
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Yeah, well I guess that's your style, but it sure as hell isn't mine.

Since so many of you seem to think you know a lot more about me than you actually do.

Most of you are just presumptuos children with "Hand me down" benz's, and are only on this site because your parents won't allow you out of the house after 5 pm, because you have school in the morning. You also can't afford a real mechanic, and likely do not even pay your own insurance, or anything aside from buying your fake I.D. and beer...

But I guess that's your style, not mine.
Oh wow, that hurt. My daddy didn't even LET me drive his Benz until I had mowed the lawn for a whole month! So you see, I know how to work just like any of those sweaty little people. When Daddy finishes paying for my MBA degree I'll have to work just like all of the people who work for him! See, I am just like you!

And I don't have to us a fake ID, I get one of those coloured yard boys to buy beer for me. And I give them a $20 and they give me all of the change ($4.75) back or I would fire them.

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Old 06-26-2007, 12:06 AM
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Yeah, well I guess that's your style, but it sure as hell isn't mine.

Since so many of you seem to think you know a lot more about me than you actually do.

Most of you are just presumptuos children with "Hand me down" benz's, and are only on this site because your parents won't allow you out of the house after 5 pm, because you have school in the morning. You also can't afford a real mechanic, and likely do not even pay your own insurance, or anything aside from buying your fake I.D. and beer...

But I guess that's your style, not mine.
I hear you, and some of these people weren't even toilet trained when I was buying my own cars with my own money, yet they can't even admit when they have been duped by a used car dealer who isn't a used car dealer but has a website and business dedicated to buying and selling european cars.
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:38 AM
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Yeah, well I guess that's your style, but it sure as hell isn't mine.

Since so many of you seem to think you know a lot more about me than you actually do.

Most of you are just presumptuos children with "Hand me down" benz's, and are only on this site because your parents won't allow you out of the house after 5 pm, because you have school in the morning. You also can't afford a real mechanic, and likely do not even pay your own insurance, or anything aside from buying your fake I.D. and beer...

But I guess that's your style, not mine.
Did your dad give you your 5000 guns?
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:35 AM
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Did your dad give you your 5000 guns?
Before we explore the weapons bequest let's have a go at punctuation,syntax and spelling,not to mention manners.
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Did your dad give you your 5000 guns?
Don't forget the Lambo (or is that Lambos?).
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:35 PM
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^^^^^ proud man.

Yet you have to pay for poon.

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No, I do not have to pay for it. I have quite a few "Friends with benefits", so to speak. However, being in the business I'm in, and not in a relationship where I can take my woman with me or have time to "Wine and dine". Sometimes I do end up paying for it.

The women I do end up actually paying for however cost five hundred, to a thousand bucks a night, or four to five thousand for a weekend, not including whatever get-away is in the works.They are extremely high class. Not $20.00 hookers. Just check out LAT escort services, on line. I have used them before, and likely I will again. Not really a place for tire kickers though..

Far as I know, a lot of people don't make that much in a week, or a month in some cases..
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:18 AM
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^^^^^ proud man.

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EVERYONE pays for it, bro.

It's only a matter of HOW.

At least hookers/escorts/whatever you want to call them are honest about it.

Besides....

You're not really paying a prostitute for the sex... You're paying her to LEAVE afterwards, and not bother you anymore!

...And that can be PRICELESS, as the credit card commercials like to say...

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