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08-15-2007, 06:10 PM
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So what do you call a girl that can suck a golf ball through a hose? Oh, wait, I'm a moderator, I can't write this .......
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08-15-2007, 05:37 PM
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I heard Leif in the one I was told..meh
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08-15-2007, 06:14 PM
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You call her "Girlfriend" - cuz you know your wife can't or won't.
 (not "your" wife waybomb - I don't even know if you have one!)
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08-15-2007, 09:02 PM
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What do you call the guy at your front door with no arms or legs? Mat
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08-15-2007, 09:04 PM
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What do you call an incontinent Dutch lesbian?
A leaking dyke.
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08-15-2007, 10:27 PM
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What do you call the guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall? Art
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08-15-2007, 10:30 PM
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A guy volunteered to assist on a handicapped cruise ship.
A quadrapeligic woman was complaining that she never even was hugged. The volunteer pittied her and gave her a hug. Then the woman said she never been kissed, He again felt pitty and gave her a kiss. Then the woman said she never had been screwed. The man threw her overboard and said "your screwed now!"
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08-16-2007, 12:24 AM
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How did they punish Helen Keller..?
Re-arrange the furniture, and install door knobs, on the walls..
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