I'm still looking for the T-Rex spray bottle.

I'll be cooking up just a Turkey breast for myself, wife, and sister this T'day.
My days of fat filled stuffings (bacon, butter, etc) ended with a heart attack last fall.
I'd love to make up a nice stovetop or oven dressing that contains minimal fat.
Is anyone going to post actual recipes in this thread?

I could write about a wonderful cheesecake recipe I know, but doing so would make my drools ruin my keyboard.

We already picked up our Turkey and thought we were ready to go. It was a nice Butterball and I just found about a huge recall for Butterball Turkeys. You may want to check yours if you bought one.

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What was the source of this recall notice?

This is the only thing I could find about a turkey recall:
http://www.thenewstribune.com/front/topphoto/story/548415.html

Maybe it started from this joke that gets circulated around Thanksgiving:

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I just brine it in water mixed with 1 box of kosher salt, two bottles of Grandma's molasses, a cup of red wine vinegar for 12 hours. Then it goes on the smoker for 8 hours.

Another thing is to do the brine then cover with a paste of butter, rosemary and sage and roast in the oven.

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(AP) The world's largest turkey processor recalled over 12 million turkeys today. Jim Beak, Butterball CEO issued this statement: "We apologize to the public for any problems this may cause during the Thanksgiving Holiday. It seems that there was a malfunction in our largest Turkey processing plant and we FORGOT TO BUTTER THEIR BALLS!"

GOTCHA!!!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

"As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!" Arthur Carlson-WKRP

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"As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!" Arthur Carlson-WKRP[/QUOTE]

An enduring classic. From the days when I watched regular tv programming.

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

You stole my thunder!

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Sorry

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