Ok. What is this "Friends with benefits" stuff mean? - Page 5 - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

mytmousemalibu · #1 01-03-2009, 02:23 PM

Tell the kid you have a .45 and a shovel! Best "scary dad" oneliner ever!

Simpler=Better · #2 01-03-2009, 02:32 PM

Whenever my cousin brought a boyfriend home for the first time my Uncle would always time it so that he was cleaning his "scary" hunting rifles when they came over.

C280 Sport · #3 01-03-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by mytmousemalibu

Tell the kid you have a .45 and a shovel! Best "scary dad" oneliner ever!

Hmmm

that might be a good idea.

MS Fowler · #4 01-03-2009, 04:43 PM

You could be ( quite incidentally) just cleaning your guns next time he comes over. You might be able to make some innocent remarks about the size of the hole this one would put in you, and the exit wounds made by this sucker are just awesome....

Skid Row Joe · #5 01-03-2009, 04:58 PM

Geeeeesh! ....what a trash heap thread going on here...........

123c · #6 01-03-2009, 05:26 PM

I've got a "friend" I might visit tonight, and 2 of her girlfriends might be there as well. Things might get interesting

. I might include clean pictures if I get any. BTW, they aren't super hot, but they do have big boobies

Kuan · #7 01-03-2009, 07:33 PM

You f'kers we're talking about someone's daughter here.

WTF cummon people.

Seriously.

aklim · #8 01-03-2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

You f'kers we're talking about someone's daughter here.

WTF cummon people.

Seriously.

Every girl is someone's daughter and every guy is someone's son. The ex-BF basically asked if she would like to be just bed-mates and if she is happy, good. IF not, she moves on. No biggie.

C280 Sport · #9 01-04-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Every girl is someone's daughter and every guy is someone's son. The ex-BF basically asked if she would like to be just bed-mates and if she is happy, good. IF not, she moves on. No biggie.

Agreed even thoue its my daughter here. But you are right in what you are saying. Hopefully she will move on.

Hatterasguy · #10 01-04-2009, 01:03 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeA5RKysQP4

A little theme music for when you talk to him.

aklim · #11 01-04-2009, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by C280 Sport

Agreed even thoue its my daughter here. But you are right in what you are saying. Hopefully she will move on.

Well, seeing as how you don't like the guy, I would say that it might be in both of your best interests that she moves on.

Kuan · #12 01-04-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Every girl is someone's daughter and every guy is someone's son. The ex-BF basically asked if she would like to be just bed-mates and if she is happy, good. IF not, she moves on. No biggie.

Therefore you should treat others' daughters or sons as your own. Don't say stuff about them or at them that you would not say to your own... and I seriously doubt you would tell your own daughter that if she gets off on it then it should be fine.

Medmech · #13 01-04-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

Therefore you should treat others' daughters or sons as your own.

Imagine how much different the world would be.

aklim · #14 01-04-2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Kuan

Therefore you should treat others' daughters or sons as your own. Don't say stuff about them or at them that you would not say to your own...

and I seriously doubt you would tell your own daughter that if she gets off on it then it should be fine.

That's the old "Do unto others...." that I never believed in. It seems to be "Do unto others as you would HOPE they do unto you.". I treat people as good as they treat me.

IF I did have a daughter, I most certainly would.

strelnik · #15 01-04-2009, 09:43 AM

We have seen 90 or so posts on this topic, people have vented, explained, advocated, argued, etc., the theses and antitheses have turned into syntheses, and the dervish is again right:

-- "Well," said the dervish, "That IS the answer." "Well."