You know you're a serial highway speeder when your eyes follow every cop you pass going the other way right into your side mirror, and then your rearview to make sure he doesn't throw up a rooster tail and bust your ass. Sometimes if youre lucky they'll have their radar turned off, and they'll flip a ***** (u turn) while they try to turn their gun on and nail you. If you were paying attention when you cruised past him you'll have time to slow down and tuck into the right lane whilst behaving like an ordinary motorist.