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Old 09-07-2010, 11:20 AM
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How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?

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Old 09-07-2010, 11:21 AM
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Maybe you could train a service dog to alert when all's clear?
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Old 09-07-2010, 11:27 AM
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That used to be a popular question in the shipyards- Usually followed by the lights going dark.
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Old 09-07-2010, 01:06 PM
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Old 09-07-2010, 01:07 PM
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Edit: maybe not if it's blind???
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One has to question how sincere an apology is, when the issuer of the apology merely continues the same behavior.

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I was just trying to be funny man, my late Father was completely blind when he died. Take a joke man.
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When you decide to post something humerous, I'll give it ample consideration.
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Old 09-07-2010, 01:35 PM
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how?

How does a hearing aid commercial work if the people calling in can't hear?
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How does a hearing aid commercial work if the people calling in can't hear?
That's the spirit.
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When you decide to post something humerous, I'll give it ample consideration.
I am sorry if I have offended you or any Blind person, again sorry.
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How does a hearing aid commercial work if the people calling in can't hear?

My favorite was the commercials about the end of regular broadcast TV and how your antenna would not work anymore.... on cable only stations.....
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Brings to mind a sign along a major road in my town.

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Or the Braille entry pads at drive-up ATMs.
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Or the Braille entry pads at drive-up ATMs.
THAT is scary.

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