This guy couldn't resist.

BERLIN: Trail of beers leads police to thief | The Daily Times | delmarvanow.com

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Definitely a Darwin nominee.

As Darwin's Corollary to Murphy's Law states, "You can't fix stupid".

Or as Bill Engval put it, "Here's your sign" - in this case self-illuminating.

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And the poor fool in the OP was a resistor. I really doubt he'll survive this.

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Well this one confused me.
I clicked on the link expecting to read about a German thief.
A nationality well know for enjoying a beer.
Then I saw Worcester County, Salisbury and Snow hill district court and thought, what are German cops doing investigating a robbery in England.
Eventually I looked at the banner at the top of the page and realised it all happened in the USA.

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Just a shocking story...

You might want to keep your day job.

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I just pulled an all-nighter and am back at the desk, so cut me some slack, okay? After all, I'm not as good as Yosey.

Let me tell you Gregory, YOU are WAY better than yosey.

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