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08-06-2004, 09:32 AM
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:
Elsa: "What's this one?" (points to a glyph) Indy: "The Ark of the Covenant" Elsa: "Are you sure?" Indy: (raises and lowers eyebrow, then snifs) "Pretty sure..." I laughed out loud in the theater when this happened, but noone seemed to get it... duh, he found the damn Ark! Also, a fav. from Jurrasic Park: Dennis Nedry (Newman) : "That's nice... gotta go" of course, there are actual good films with wonderfully quotable sections, but these always make me laugh. k
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08-06-2004, 10:38 AM
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Art Carney played the senile Dr. Amos Willoughby in House Calls (1978).
Loved the line he delivered in a eulogy for a fallen baseball team owner (and former patient) whose ashes were buried under home plate in his stadium: "Most people aren't appreciated until they are dead. You're dead now Harry...and we appreciate it!" :p
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08-06-2004, 10:45 AM
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Groucho: "I'll give you ten years in Leavenwoith, eleven years in Twelvewoith, or
five-and-ten in Woolwoith".
There are many people alive today who don't recognize the name Woolworth, or a five-and-dime store. I guess the five and dime has become the Dollar Store when adjusted for inflation.
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08-06-2004, 10:48 AM
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North by Northwest: "Send her a ten pound box of
chocolates from Godiva...the kind that's wrapped in gold foil...she'll love it: she'll think she's eating money."
Many, many other great lines from that movie, from "Come, we will laugh in the car" to "...come along, Mrs. Thornhill".
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08-06-2004, 01:31 PM
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Dr. Frankenstein: My grandfather's work was DOO-DOO!
Inga: Werewolf Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf? Igor: There. Dr. Frankenstein: What? Igor: There wolf. There castle. Elizabeth: Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him. Blindman (Gene Hackman): Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.  Dr. Frankenstein: PUT THE CANDLE BACK.
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08-06-2004, 01:35 PM
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Jack Nicholson's had some great lines -- just a couple:
"Here's Johnny!" "You can't handle the truth!"
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08-06-2004, 01:50 PM
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"What knockers!"
"Thank you."
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08-06-2004, 01:58 PM
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I'm always amazed by all the inuendo in Marx brothers movies
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08-06-2004, 02:08 PM
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Elwood Blues: " It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake Blues: "Hit it!"
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08-07-2004, 10:16 AM
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Humphry Bogarts exchange in Treasure of Sierra Madre, later reprised in a Mel Brooks classic.
"If you are Federallies, show us your badges." "Badges? We don't need badges! We don't need no STINKING Badges!"
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08-07-2004, 04:41 PM
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Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
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08-07-2004, 04:48 PM
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If you go up one letter from the abbreviation HAL, it spells IBM.
Gilly
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08-07-2004, 05:00 PM
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The cleverest use of the 2001 quote was in "Moon Over Uranus: the Sequel" episode of "Hill Street Blues" where a police officer was assualting a food vending machine for not dispensing his purchase. The desk sargent tells the officer to stop and goes on to explain that the machine was the epitomy of food technology and incapable of cheating him.
Sgt Phil Esterhaus: "...I'm sure the problem is attributable to human error." Henry (walking past the two": "Open the pod door, Hal." The scene fades to black and the opening credits roll.
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