Another great line that I sometimes use when I go to lunch with one of my old friends from high school is when Jake and Elwood go into the coffee shop and order. The Jim Belushi character orders for both of them:

I'll have four fried chickens and a coke. My partner will have a loaf of white bread. Dry. Lightly toasted.

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2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

don't remember movie, but the incomparable Bette Davis...

teasing a guy she just met-- "I'd let you kiss me, but I just washed my hair."

writers wrote and she know how to deliver 'em

From 'All About Eve'.. "fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a bumpy night"

to George Sanders as he enters the party, "I distinctly remember, Addison, marking you off my guest list. What are you doing here?"

but my favorite of hers in one she delivered in real life.. a director wanted her to do a better acting job in a scene and insisted she put more into it for the sake of 'art'. she replied, in reference to her salary, "art costs more"

she also had the embroidered pillow on her sofa "old age is not for sissies"

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1982 300D (266,001 mi.) looking and running great

Previously owned:
1976 450 SLC
1983 300D
1976 300D
also
1982 Jaguar XJ6 (loved, but gone)

Chicken legs or chicken wings?

No ma'am, 4 fried chickens.........

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...aaaaah. Another Blues Brothers fan. Has to be one of my favorite movies of all time. Too bad Jim Belushi is no longer with us.

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Paul S.

2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

"I'll throw in the black keys for free......"

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"You traded a microphone for this ???"

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So, is this the new Bluesmobile or what???

"Fix the lighter"

(OK, I'm done now)

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Dr. Bruner : Raymond, wouldn't you feel more relaxed in your favorite K-Mart clothes?
Charlie : Tell him, Ray.
Raymond : K-Mart sucks.

Rainman

Dumb and Dumber:

LLoyd (Jim Carrey) is practicing his line to use on Mary (Lauren Holly). She walks in and he tells her: "I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"

Cop: "Pull Over"
Jeff Daniels' character: "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing".

They won't be white, they won't be yellow, they won't fit in with anyone
"They'll be American"

My prediction: PAIN!

"Igor, why do you torment it so?"
"Do unto others, before they do unto me!"

"She bet me $50 she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor!"
"What a bunch of bull***** I have a much better body than she does!!!!"

"How's your wife and my kids?"

"juuuuuuuuust a bit outside"

And the best one:
"By the way, I saw your wife at the club the other night, great little dancer, I'm sure you're very proud, and that guy she was with? I'm sure he's close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head?"

Fear is the path to the Dark Side! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to sufffferriiiing!

" I love the smell of napalm in the morning..................that smell, that gasoline smell, it smells like....victory. you know one day this war is gonna end"

DuVall