Thick Skinned OR Thin Skinned??? - Page 3 - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

riethoven · #31 01-12-2007, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

Locust Valley lockjaw

Did he talk like Thurston Howell III?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

To cut it short,though it would make a great novel,turns out one incredulous fellow heard the preacher drunk,boasting about screwing a well-off married gal AND her daughter and soaking the married broad for "donations"so he could buy a sailboat for himself.
The gal herself ratted him out when he started sniffing out other gash and called off their trysts.

Our local priest was recently relieved of duty for "credible allegations of sexual misconduct". It was even reported in Newsday.

Mistress · #32 01-12-2007, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENZ-LGB

You obviously missed certain parts of the Bible like:

An eye for an eye.

Or the thumping David administered to Goliath.

Or the buttkicking that Samson delivered.

Or the smackdown that Jesus rained upon the money traders.

That is the beauty of the Bible, it contains fodder for just about any kind of argument.

I am "old school." I don't pick on the weak, the defenseless or the unarmed. but I hate think skinned wimps who go crying to their mommy (or whoever) everytime their feelings get hurt.

The world is a rough place. If you can't dish it out, and take it, then get out of the way.

it's so nice to have you back.

R Leo · #33 01-12-2007, 01:25 PM

You're all a bunch of ****heads and your mother dresses you funny.

Dee8go · #34 01-12-2007, 01:25 PM

Hey! . . .Wait just one minute . . . Hat! I think Mistress just insulted me. Waaaaaa! Waaaaa! What are you going to do about that. Make her go sit in the corner . . .

Mistress · #35 01-12-2007, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee8go

If I'm going to get a whipping, I want it delivered by a professinal who knows what they're doing and who will do it in a thoroughly professional and stylish manner. . . .

. . . . Oh, Mistress! Where are you?

sorry, I was stuck in traffic.

Dee8go · #36 01-12-2007, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee8go

Hey! . . .Wait just one minute . . . Hat! I think Mistress just insulted me. Waaaaaa! Waaaaa! What are you going to do about that. Make her go sit in the corner . . .

Hat! I think Randy just insulted all of us . . .
Oh, wait. This was the thread about thick skin. . . . Never mind.

BENZ-LGB · #37 01-12-2007, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

And arrogant and selfish as well,"you shall have no other God but me",the nerve.

If you got the cojones to pull it off, then it is not arrogance.

Hey, when it is MY turn to be God of the Universe, you all be kneeling in front of me. And I will not tolerate any other gods...so there.

Mistress, of course, is a completely different matter. I have a special place reserved just for her.

Mistress · #38 01-12-2007, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R Leo

You're all a bunch of ****heads and your mother dresses you funny.

yeah i know, problem is I'm right in style these days.

Mistress · #39 01-12-2007, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee8go

Hey! . . .Wait just one minute . . . Hat! I think Mistress just insulted me. Waaaaaa! Waaaaa! What are you going to do about that. Make her go sit in the corner . . .

I'm gonna whip you within an inch of.....

BENZ-LGB · #40 01-12-2007, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistress

it's so nice to have you back.

You know me. I am Cuban. Give me a couple of mojitos and I forgive all.

BTW, did you guys know that Sammy Davis Jr. was half Cuban? And so was Lola Falana. I think it is hysterical....

And yes, it does feel good to be back. Thanks for all of your private messages. Although, I must admit to feeling a twinge of jealousy. I don't see anything in your signature referring to the BENZ-LGB-7 or anything to that effect.

You know how jealous and possessive Cubans can be....

Dee8go · #41 01-12-2007, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENZ-LGB

You know me. I am Cuban. Give me a couple of mojitos and I forgive all.

BTW, did you guys know that Sammy Davis Jr. was half Cuban? And so was Lola Falana. I think it is hysterical....

And yes, it does feel good to be back. Thanks for all of your private messages. Although, I must admit to feeling a twinge of jealousy. I don't see anything in your signature referring to the BENZ-LGB-7 or anything to that effect.

You know how jealous and possessive Cubans can be....

Don't worry, Ernesto. We were using a secret handshake for you.

Carleton Hughes · #42 01-12-2007, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee8go

Yeah, I think you're onto something, Carleton. Since this is a Mercedes forum, we could call it Diamleretics or something like that. We could hook new converts up to our E Class Meter for a reading and charge a lot of money for it. I feel a new career coming on . . .

Of course we must have penance! and who better to administer it than our own beloved Mistress? Remember the Flagellants of the Middle ages?

I can visualise it know,Mistress,whip in hand,walking slowly by us naked,prostrate disciples,asking us how we sinned.

One of us looks up and says"I did not change my differential oil,forgive me oh, powerful Mistress"while,with the stilleto point on her thigh-high boot heel she scratches the mark of the sinner into the quivering man's flesh and proceeds to administer 30 strokes of the lash.......think of it,our own religion,we'll make millions!!!!!!

Mistress · #43 01-12-2007, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

Of course we must have penance! and who better to administer it than our own beloved Mistress? Remember the Flagellants of the Middle ages?

I can visualise it know,Mistress,whip in hand,walking slowly by us naked,prostrate disciples,asking us how we sinned.

One of us looks up and says"I did not change my differential oil,forgive me oh, powerful Mistress"while,with the stilleto point on her thigh-high boot heel she scratches the mark of the sinner into the quivering man's flesh and proceeds to administer 30 strokes of the lash.......think of it,our own religion,we'll make millions!!!!!!

getting me all excited here.....a gang whipping....woohoooo. it's only a flesh wound....(monty python grail)

A264172 · #44 01-12-2007, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R Leo

You're all a bunch of ****heads and your mother dresses you funny.

Rumor has it you smell of moo droppings! (grinn excluded as per Kuan's thread)

Carleton Hughes · #45 01-12-2007, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riethoven

Did he talk like Thurston Howell III?

Our local priest was recently relieved of duty for "credible allegations of sexual misconduct". It was even reported in Newsday.

Jim Backus's accent was a theatrical mixture of Boston Brahmin and Tuxedo park wasp.

I read about that in Newsday.

Did you also know that local North Fork lore holds that Walt Whitman was run out of Southold for sodomizing a young male student when Whitman was a teacher there?