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[Carleton Hughes]

Originally Posted by A264172

Day 4-

Bloody feet!
The glands in my neck feel swollen, and the mosquitos are thicker than the north country fog.
The monkeys are everywhere and howling,and the stink of rotting earth and fermented fruits poison the thick damp air like an upstream corpse.
Uta hasn't spoken a word to me today and thus far I have returned the favor.
I cannot seem to manage a pleasant thought, I wouldn't even know where to begin to try one.

Balderdash. Bunty and I were mapping out the Congo when a bally large snake bit me foot,right through the brogans.

Damn sultry and miasmic climate,slightest scratch goes septic at once.
There was only one thing to do....Bunty aimed the Holland & Holland .300 Magnum at the youngest wooly-headed wog and bade him suck the poison out of me toe.

Of course the poor blighter died at once,and the head bearer,apparently a medicine-man of some repute in his village,wrapped me foot in a palm leaf containing a mixture of crocodile urine and pulverised wasp nest.The most elderly bearer complained of shouldering the extra burden of the Graflex and theodolite but 1 day without water soon made him more tractable.Then we crossed paths with some filthy touaregs who sold us another bearer for just enough to purchase a week's supply of Guinness at the Trading post near N'bungolawe.

[A264172]

Uta buggered by cheetah... hiding now some days... am soaked and thirsty... dammned unending thread.

[Carleton Hughes]

Thank God!..A sole Ubangi noticed us by smell as he related it. Had water and elephant liver,best meal in ages,Bunty agreed.

The funny little fellow lead us to his quaint village where the natives all turned out in their lack of garments.

The women,at least until their 20th year,have quite firm and erect breasts,but after childbirth the so-called Cooper ligaments are quite flaccid and most unattractive.

The chief was won over instantly by my presenting an alarm clock.
From what we gathered he had assumed demons were ringing the bell! so much for "big medicine"as they call it.

The chief offered us the use of his younger wives and poor Bunty insisted upon coupling with an 18 year old,may God forgive him for this heinous transgression.

[GottaDiesel]

Originally Posted by Botnst

Pella

I see you have a link to the Pella Window and Door Problems in your sig. How are you doing with your Pella Window and Door Problems?

[Dee8go]

Okay, move along. There's nothing to see here. move along.

Take this on over to the Official Pella Window thread . . .

[GottaDiesel]

Originally Posted by Dee8go

Okay, move along. There's nothing to see here. move along.

Take this on over to the Official Pella Window thread . . .

Ahh. No. I couldn't help but notice Mr. Botnsitwhatever had a few comments regarding Pella Window and Doors in this very thread, as well as a link in his very own site. I have to help him out you know!

[Dee8go]

Well, figure out which way he came in and get to it!

[Mistress]

this window thing is on the borderline....

[GottaDiesel]

Originally Posted by Mistress

this window thing is on the borderline....

I like a painted border along the top of the wall -- provided said wall doesn't use Pella Windows.

[Mistress]

Originally Posted by A264172

Uta buggered by cheetah... hiding now some days... am soaked and thirsty... dammned unending thread.

shoulda thought about that beforehand....silly rabbit, tricks are for senators.

[Dee8go]

. . . or TURNING tricks, at least.

[A264172]

They danced on my grave from dusk until dawn

The clearing floor brightly lit

By the passing moon first, then the bright of the sun

The chief squated and took a *****

[Mistress]

Where do you get these?

[A264172]

Just chuck some Kipling into a cavern, with walls made of depravity, and this stuff multiplies by itself untended.

[Mistress]

Originally Posted by A264172

Just chuck some Kipling into a cavern, with walls made of depravity, and this stuff multiplies by itself untended.

Kinda like a fungus party, Marty?