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MERCEDES 300 TURBO DIESEL


For 10k you could a. not lie about mpg. b. not have a cracked dash. c. why is the tmp gauge up with the key off?

There's a 84 300D for 11K in here
 

This is doosy of a listing. Not sure if I should laugh or have some compassion for this fellow. He's selling a mobile home, 300d and a boat w/o engine or transmission for 31K. So for the right buyer, maybe that wants all this, goldmine.

Buried in there is the 300D with fairly low miles, but asking 11K. Seems like he took care of it, but WOW.

Mobile Home and Mercedes Benz

Quote from ad
"Now about the car.One of the best Mercedes that MERCEDES BENZ ever put out hands down. This is the 1984 MERCEDES 300D TURBO DIESEL with only 82000 original miles. This cars original owner was a man that had a number of cars and just did not use this one much like his others. CLEAN CAR FAX. no accidents. It is so reliable and fuel efficient that it will last you another 30 years with out any problems just change the oil and fuel filters. Now what have I done to it after I found it just sitting in the garage? This work was all done in May-June- July 2014.
All fluids and filters changed,(Yes the one in the power steering as well) :)
New Battery, rotors brakes-Full tune up Valves adjusted, all vacuum lines and pumps checked and working perfectly. NO LEAKS. The Car had the wheel alignment done on 6-04-14
All Hinges, power windows properly lubed and sun roof as well. All lights on this vehicle work. (Amazing)
AC fully charged with no leaks. ICE COLD. (The whole AC system was taken out and new one put in 3 years age, yes all hoses condenser compresser.A whopping amount of money for this work.)
The Cruise control works & interment wipers work. The rear defroster works.When you open the rear door the rear light goes on only. AMAZING!
The power antenna goes up and down perfectly and the cassette tape still works perfectly.All 4 speakers work great. (yes I still have some cassettes.) :)
The power door locks and trunk,and yes the gas door work perfect. The two visor lights come on when you open to see your self in the mirror.
The car is amazing,you really feel safe in this Car. The paint is faded and could use a very good compound. Becker radio works with AM/FM Cassette. I wanted to leave it all Original.
It drives beautiful,with great acceleration, a real classic with the right color combo,just a very very rare find.Its a car that can be driven everyday with no worries."

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Look again at the orientation of the key. Looks to me like it's in the glow position.

Most efficient 300D ever
 

Mercedes e300 diesel 1987 (mechanic special) - $1500
I have this Mercedes for sell. The car has issue with transmission, can't move, but engine works fine. This car gets about 221k miles and has been sitting over a year, not derivable.
Mercedes e300 diesel 1987 (mechanic special)

Apparently can't get any better.

Uhhh - wow. I try to always proof read whatever I post - this reminds me to keep that habbit up. Same color paint as my 300d.

Don't we have a running thread for craiglist ****boxes? Do we really need a new thread for each one?

Wow.

Someone move this to the Craigslist turd thread.

Stop spamming the forums. :rolleyes:

Pot calling the kettle, right??? :D

Sometimes, you just need this sound effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8XCJlMlxVE

221k miles per gallon of what, unobtainium??

And you can't driver it because the moment you take your foot off the brake you are 1k miles away.

:cool:

Hehehe
 

:o

This ain't no turd its a gem....221k miles to the gal.....I am grabbing my couch change and running after that :D