Originally Posted by ramonajim

FIL: "When Armageddon comes it will be in the middle east."

Darling Wife: "Oh?"

FIL: "Well that's where everyone says it will start. And I'm going."

Darling Wife: "To the middle east?"

FIL: "Yes. To Israel."

Darling Wife: "Why?"

FIL: "I'm going to fight for Christ."

Darling Wife: (collapses into fits of giggles to the point of tears- pre coffee)

FIL: "What?"

Darling Wife: "Israel doesn't believe in Christ any more or less than Islamic nations."