I could figure a lot better way to spend $3,500!

WOWZER
 

If it runs and drives $750.00 in parts setting there..
Looks like serious rust.

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Here is the actual worde ( sic ) from the ad. The title says $ 1 , has random "key worde " and is posted in the By Owner section when they appear to be a parking lot dealer.. . . Fail. ( Unless they are writing it on a Newton, then I'd accept the ad , Egg Freckles? )


1982 benz 300d whith veggleoil car - $1 (myersville)

1982 300d diesel 159000 miles on it it runs on grease on gas may trade 4 key worde vw camper vw diesel hd camper van bmw bike corvett
2 k in grease car kit car is a good auto a lot of car 3500 cash call 2024685737 or e male spaceship ok this car has a golding fule grice car kit ion her the kit is 2000 $ it has a 12 gl tank in +a 30 gl filter tank at home to put wast oil in and filter it up grades to in sind of car +a lot of parts to finisf it
bug 4x4 pu good runing car call make offer cash is king buat may trade + cash what do you have will your wife let ha ha no joke this car can drive on wast oil 301 508 7223 or 2024685737

Wow. Looks like they did some serious editing after I posted that. I'm not sure any of it is going to help their (lost) cause, though. :confused:

And I ask thee, how the heck does he have the smarts to figure out veggie oil? Or are gangsta's going green now :P

Given all the typos in the listing, I'm going to guess that there is an extra zero on the end of his asking price...

To be fair....maybe English is not his native language. I hope this is the case.

I had to call...he is serious. And not very nice.I will tell y'all more about it when I have a proper internet connection, but if you want to laugh I suggest you call too!

that ones not gunna sell for a long time me thinks....

It's back!
 

This turd is back but he has stepped up his game with factory 2nd gen seat heaters! :D

We might have to call this one a returd of post #187.

Jeremy sure has the Midas touch. It was $750 last week. Jeremy went to check it for a forum member and a few days later the asking price is $1100.

Sixto
87 300D

I love how the picture of interior is just a thumbnail. (Now I want to know how bad it must be :) )

Yeah. Them is jump out your seat HOT! I almost want to meet this clown just to tell him he's a clown. he should bring his price back to $1500 like he originally wanted. Maybe he could sell it then. I hope he is enjoying all the free fuel he is getting...

Not MB but a turd's a turd - 2004 Pontiac Aztek - $4000

It's sad when you have to crop the HHR out of the picture.

That's not a terrible price considering ten times the asking price gets you a used BMW X6 which is just as ungainly.

Sixto
87 300D

Doubt it, the ad is lacking any sort of structure.


Too bad they are not typos.



When calling one of these ads, just state " I'm calling about the vehicle you have advertised." Parking lot dealers have many ads running but post in the " By Owner " section. Being vague makes them work for it, if they really were selling their own car they would immediately know what car you are calling about.